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3 “Pro Tips” for new Ghost Hunters or Legend Trippers this Spook Season

1. DO NOT FUCKING TRESPASS. EVER. 

If you need to move a fence or break a lock, crouch through a hole in a plywood - what you are doing is illegal. It’s not just about respect for the site; it’s your own personal safety at stake here. God forbid something happens - a venomous snake or spider bite, or a step on the stairs collapses - who knows to come help you? How could they get to you?

2. “GET OUT” IS NOT A THREAT

Think about it. The Amityville Horror came out in 1979 and even in that movie it was such a cliche it was used as a joke. Hundreds of thousands of people have died having seen just that one movie, let alone all of the other hundreds of ghost and demon movies that use it as a throw away line. Millions of sarcastic shits have passed away and are more than ready to scream GET OUT the first chance they get as a ghost. 

3. DAMAGE / TAKE NOTHING

If you think ghosts are scary you have no idea how pissed off folklorists can get if we find out you’ve stolen or damaged something. Don’t kick over a headstone, dont steal a headstone, dont chip a bit of drywall as a keep sake. Do Not carve your name in a wall. Do not write your name with a sharpie. We WILL hunt you down like the dog you are.

[ongshat]

Chapter 6 of the ongoing series, Ong's Hat: COMPLEAT LINK:

The COMPLEAT Broadcasts, Chapter 6

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Renegade physicists at Ong's Hat built a machine that opened a gateway to parallel dimensions

Renegade physicists at Ong's Hat built a machine that opened a gateway to parallel dimensions

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Chapter 4 of the ongoing series, Ong's Hat: COMPLEAT This is a free podcast/post series of Ong’s Hat: COMPLEAT

The COMPLEAT Broadcasts, Chapter 4

[ongshat]

I had fun doing this interview. As I said when I announced that I was doing this interview, after deciding at the beginning of this year I would no longer do interviews, this will be my last interview I do.

The Basement: Joseph Matheny | The Man Who Hacked Reality Before the Internet Existed

[ongshat]

Chapter 3 of the ongoing series, Ong's Hat: COMPLEAT This is a free podcast/post series of Ong’s Hat: COMPLEAT

The COMPLEAT Broadcasts, Chapter 3

[ongshat]

You know, it is gratifying when you point out a very obvious (to you) hanging thread, and someone takes the time to follow it and, most importantly, has the capacity to comprehend it. Good job, lads.

Talking About Talking About Talking About UFOs