#legend5rings

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

How about "What is a god to a clown"?

probably an ex-best friend if you’re referencing what i think you are

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[reach-4-thesky]

Ligma is the spiritual son of bofa.

What the fuck are the kids these days even thinking

[demilypyro]

Would you happen to have a link to that Kizuna AI video? My Google searches seem to be ineffective

it’s from yesterday

[spectral-cervid]

Have the cowards kept it up off anon?

To absolutely nobody’s surprise: it’s stopped so far :)

[thefloatingstone]

Mine just fixed itself when I went to h t t p s : / / w w w . t u m b l r . c o m / h e l p Probably a coincidence, but eh. If you don't trust links and don't know how to get there, let me know and I'll walk you through it.

Ah! Thank you for confirming! ;w; it seems it fixed itself. <3

[ask-olderasriel]

“So the more it looks like a human with fur, then it’s a furry? And someone who is.. uh... into that, I guess, or animals, is also a furry. And I guess every monster is a furry, sort of? It’s just weird that you guys say ‘human characteristics’ when really humans look similar to a lot of monsters and are about as smart as monsters, too. So shouldn’t it be more like ‘monster-like mind’ or something? Uh... Maybe I’m just thinking too hard.”

[askthemadsans]

[simonsoys]

PTA Sans?

Love me some PTA Sans. Can we bring back PTA Sans?

TBH though I think at the beginning Toriel would handle most of that stuff. If she’s not available, someone else would step in.

Maybe ALL the monsters– they just keep getting rotated out as each one causes their own brand of disaster. Undyne brought charred brownies and made three parents cry. MTT spent more than $10k on a fifth-grade gym dance, and half of that was for a car-sized mirror ball. Asgore chipped five doorways and broke two ceiling fixtures coming in. Papyrus is no longer allowed in the school after “Puzzle Appreciation Day” turned out to have a lot more deadly hazards than most parents expected. Sans set up a candy bar racket with the Kindergartners and didn’t indicate it on his taxes. Alphys was doing great! …Until during a science fair she organized, one of her example box furniture inventions malfunctioned and gave one of the judges a black eye.

Nah, but besides that Sans in my Post-Pacifist is more like the friendly neighbor dispensing life advice at the midpoint of the episode. And he just shows up in random places when life advice is needed. He’s like a lazy, noncommittal Mr. Feeny.

“Aw, this day at the county fair/city park/aquarium was supposed to be fun, but now I’m having a fight with my best friend! Is our friendship ruined??”

“heya kid, you seem kinda down.”

“Sans! I didn’t know you were a rodeo clown/living statue/tropical fish tank cleaner!”

Even in the later years, when I have him latch onto Toriel and Frisk, it would just be moving those gags inside the house. “Sans, where are you going?” “i’ve got a new job as a high school mascot/massage therapist/Alaskan crab fisher today.”

I don’t think I’d have him get too involved with Frisk’s school life.

(Related to PTA Sans is Janitor Sans, which is another thing I love and wish would come back. Sans being this wise and mysterious authority among children and their child drama is funny to me.)