#legends of fodlan

[legendsoffodlan]

No nuance, no middle option, no i'm bald, just war. Who's best?

Best House

Golden Deer

Black Eagles

Blue Lions

Ashen Wolves

Voting ended onSep 24, 2024

[legendsoffodlan]

Yuri: I think it is so rude that everyone just assumes we’re gay.

Balthus: But Yuri, we are gay.

Yuri: I said it was rude; I didn’t say it was wrong.

[legendsoffodlan]

Arval: What are you doing, you oaf?

Shez, staring at Lysithea: She’s pretty.

Arval: And you’re ugly. Now let’s get to work!

[legendsoffodlan]

Shez: Fight me, you nerd-ass punk!

Byleth: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Shez: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?

Byleth: Somehow, that was even worse.

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[legendsoffodlan]

Look, I love Edelgard as much as the next simp, but I want more of Byleth who does not forgive Edelgard.

I wanna read about Byleth who is fire-spittingly furious that Edelgard, someone they thought they could trust, is working with the people who murdered their father. In Golden Deer, Claude has to hold them back. In Blue Lions they're just as furious with Dimitri.

I want a Byleth who wants Edelgard dead. A Byleth who is new to emotion and has no idea how to process their grief and rage, and it all boils over like a frothing volcano.

As the player we know Edelgard is also a victim of TWSITD, but for the most part Byleth doesn't.

And even better if they still care about Edelgard! Imagine the drama, the pain, the fucked up dynamics! Byleth still cares deeply about Edelgard, even while they can never forgive and even hate her. A Byleth who wants to kill Edelgard, even as it tears them apart inside to do so.

[legendsoffodlan]

Rodrigue, reading a bad fan fiction of himself: “I’m a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where’s an innocent son I can abuse?” Who wrote this?!

Felix: It’s great, right? Keep going.

[legendsoffodlan]

"We need more toxic women in media!"

Ya'll couldn't handle Leonie acting like a teenager.