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Oswald: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Jonathan: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jerome: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

My mom who has only ever seen Judd In the Breakfast Club: “Why do you like him so much? he’s so scruffy....” My Ass:

My Mom: “.......Fair enough.”

*my son sitting on the couch above me, sitting on the floor*: "why has your hair gotten shiny lately? "

Me: "well first, I just washed it so it's clean, and second, I'm going grey....because of you...."

Son: *offended scoff noise*

Exciting Conversations Between Adult Best Friends

Me: What are you going to cook this week?

Her: I dunno...what are you going to cook?

Me: I dunno either. I was going to steal your ideas.

Her: Same.

*phone call*

Me, to @xxashwiixx: Ya, he’s a douche. Not like you though, you’re a good douche.

Guy on tinder: Why are you on tinder if you're asexual?😂

Me: Cause I can still date I just won't fuck you.

Boy: I honestly think I kissed every guy on our course tbh

Boy: because we were all close

Boy: ...

Boy: But now that Robbie came out, it's weird that I kissed him too...

Roommate: You couldn't be a waitress. You're temper is too short.

Me: I can fake it when money is involved.

#legit conversation