#leigh buzzes

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im in an emo contest. the final round is singing an emo song. people have doubted me. i dont look emo. my opponents sing the black parade and i write sins not tragedies. fair choices. the crowd looks to me. they dont think i can beat them. i step up to the mic and sing captainsparklez’ fallen kingdom.

the crowd is in tears. i win hands down

[honey-sickness]

grimmons has been canon since s2e38 we were just too stupid to realise it

[honey-sickness]

alla yall postin your twitters in case this site dunks but nah if this site dunks im reverting back to age twelve during my edgy scene phase on deviantart 

[honey-sickness]

ever since my tailbone problems flared up ive found more and more creative ways to sit and stand to make it hurt less but today these efforts ammounted to me faceplanting into the floor and almost into my bookcase so i can officially say im going to eject this fucker out of my body at high speeds. duck

[honey-sickness]

actually no if this site dunks im leaving the internet for good and teaching myself how to finally read

[honey-sickness]

the straightest ships in homestuck consist of karezi, dirkjake, erisol, cronea, cronkri and johnrose

[honey-sickness]

homestuck, broke: mom and dad are a straight couple 

me, woke: mom and dad are a butch/femme lesbian couple

[honey-sickness]

dont @ me but “dork” is like the cutest nickname