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[leiyoi]

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Friday 13th, December

Learned that my grandpa passed away. But peacefully, so that at least is good. This was one of his favorite songs (Kawa no Nagare no Youni, Like the Waters of a River), so I’d like to share it.

[leiyoi]

Oh shit… I forgot about Thanksgiving in the US… O____O

[leiyoi]

Hotel de Plus

No. 36, Xinghai Rd., Manzhou Township, Pingtung County 947, Taiwan

  So my roommate took me to this place to try the Tiramisu they have there. The view was very nice (right by the Pacific Ocean...!!) and the food was alright. Then I went to the bathroom and okay...

Wait.

Ok. That makes things easy then. Not going in that one.

.:.

But then I went to wash my hands. I decided to take a closer look at the hand wash (because it made my hands feel different from when I used my usual soap)...

It's hand wash. Nothing interesting, right? Wait--

What in the loving fu--?

HAND WASH - Expiration date: December 25, 2046

Style Walilamdzi Ingredients Dalilamdzi, Walilamzi, De'Landzi, Seena Seena Empo Empo, Empo Allen Namuli, Coyaba wade toololaakadzi, Kurt Cobain's CocaineNuts Oil, Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Instructions So burn all your bridges, leave your whole life behind. You can do what you want to do. 'Cause you're strong in your mind. Your home is where you can be what you are.

.:.

Are you kidding me? Is this for real?? (I was actually witness to something like this irl??? Not through tumblr??)

.:.

But then I went to explore the place a bit more and then--

--I FOUND MORE.

They have Shampoo

Style Zinc Pynithione Ingredients Something smells good, magical powder for hair and let your beard grow really fast. Those colorful bubbles, magic fingers will massage your scalp just like a washing machine. Instructions This product is good for you to refresh yourself, wash all your memories, and help you to do menditation and one hour yoga, then you don't have to spend 25,000 NTD fly to India.

Conditioner

Style Slippy sleeping beauty Ingredients Carmensita, Lithium Opium Incense, and I'm gonna braid exotic birds in your hair, Cultura Profética. Instructions After using, tomorrow you will have a smooth beautiful straight hair, and you don't have to comb your hair this year.

AND Body Wash

Style Alternative freak folk Ingredients Esperanza Spalding, Erykah badu, Tropicalia, Devendra Banhart, Changing-personalities-mirror-sparkles, bubble sculpture, Almond Alcoholic Alice, african mask wood dust. Instructions Give you everything about sunshine, ocean, moutain, mother nature will clean your body, and your soul, you can be yourself.

.:.

I wonder if any of the customers were disturbed to see me laughing to myself in the corner...

(Also, they ran out of tiramisu when I went. So looks like I'll have to pay another visit...! x'D)

[leiyoi]

Just watched the second Thor movie... and all I could think near the end was... now you're thinking with portals.

[leiyoi]

Here are some fun fandom-based reactions from Pixiv that people have come up with for when they're feeling extremely moved by someone's artwork.

One Piece  目からアクアラグナ - Aqua Laguna coming from my eyes Kuroko no Basket 目からバニラシェイク - Vanilla Shake coming from my eyes Magi 目からルフ - Ruhk coming from my eyes Pokemon 目からハイドロポンプ - Hydropump coming from my eyes 目からハイドロカノン - Hydro Cannon coming from my eyes 目からりゅうせいぐん - Meteor Shower (Draco Meteor) coming from my eyes Sengoku Basara 目から瀬戸内海 - The Seto Inland Sea is coming from my eyes Dangan Ronpa 目からモノクマ - Monokuma coming from my eyes Naruto 目から水遁 - Suiton coming from my eyes Hetalia 目からスコーン - Scones coming from my eyes 目からトマト - Tomatoes coming from my eyes 目からパスタ - Pasta coming from my eyes 目からコーラ - Cola coming from my eyes 目からビール - Beer coming from my eyes 目からメイプル - Maple (syrup) coming from my eyes 目からワイン - Wine coming from my eyes Ao no Exorcist 目から聖水 - Holy Water coming from my eyes Gintama 目からタバスコ - Tabasco coming from my eyes Legend of Zelda 目からマスターソード - The Master Sword is coming from my eyes Durarara!! 目から自販機 - Vending machine coming from my eyes Final Fantasy 目からポーション - Potion coming from my eyes 目からエリクサー - Elixir coming from my eyes Persona 目からハルマゲドン - Armageddon coming from my eyes 目からマハブフダイン - Mabufudyne coming from my eyes Harry Potter 目からアグアメンティ - Aguamenti coming from my eyes 目からポリジュース薬 - Polyjuice Potion coming from my eyes Kingdom Hearts 目からシーソルトアイス - Seasalt Ice Cream coming from my eyes Free! 目から鯖 - Mackerel coming from my eyes Ghost Trick 目からミサイル - Missile coming from my eyes

So from now on whenever you're feeling moved to tears about something, you can use phrases like, "I can feel Aqua Laguna in my eyes. It's not stopping...!" or "There are scones coming from my eyes... -sniff-"

[leiyoi]

Oh my god, guys… guys, I can’t hold all these feelings… I’m back home and I took some time to look through old stuff and now I just found all of my favorite childhood games, oh my god oh my god oh my god. There’s like Dogz and Myst and Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo. And Wishbone & the Amazing Odyssey, my freakin’ favorite of favorites. And Sims with several expansion packs and Oregon Trail and GOD do I wish I brought my cd-drive with me… T v T

Guys… this is fricken amazing… all these cds… oh my god

I am so happy.

[leiyoi]

Finished taking the GRE test...!!! T v T Ok, now I'm gonna go catch up on manga and anime and podcasts and fanfic. I will relish in it all. I will wrap myself up in all the decadence of it. It is my life's blood, my warm blanket on a cold winter's night, my sunrise at the end of a long fought war--

And of course I'm gonna get to do more writing again (yay~). Gotta finish up 'When I Met the Striders' so that I can finish up my other homestuck stories currently on hold... eep. Goddamn it, Homestuck. Stop taking up so much space in my thoughts and imagination...!

(My god... I even bought some apple juice to take with me to the test, thinking:

"Dave Strider, I'm counting on you to give me some of your coolness through the power of this apple juice...! I need it to help me get through this test smoothly!!"

Man, I feel like such a weirdo...)

[leiyoi]

gre... gre... gotta gre test is tomorrow...!

but all i want to do right now is johndave. ; ^ ;