#lemon grenades

[phoenixpearl-ashes]

Me and @lemon-grenades played Signalis this week. (when I say we played Signalis I mean she played Signalis while I watched and recited useless trivia from the wiki and occasionally was an INCREDIBLE navigator (got us even more lost/killed))

[derpscerp]

Our last flavor, orange crinkle was interesting to say the least, Hoping Lemonade will be the next Strawberry Crinkle!

[marshmellow0yum]

OK BUT CHECK OUT THIS KICKASS GIFT I GOT My friend from Cali made this just for me! They're Lemon-ades!! If you press the handle it lights up and ticks till an explosion sound goes off! He made them all himself, I'm so happy and so impressed! Now I can burn life's house down the day it decides to give ME lemons. 🍋💣

[e-raticate]

portal 2 in descendants?!

let's get REAL right now, I'm reading the descendants book:

"Who wanted to make lemonade from lemons, when you could make perfectly good lemon grenades?"

this is real, right? this is a REAL portal 2 reference in the descendants kid's novel. this is real. i'd just like this to be known. or am i crazy?

[pocketdoesart]

What's this circle thingy on the lemon gr-- w-wait....

Grena-??

=////n////= Thanks, Spades. A-at least I don't smell like dryer sheets anymore!

[2et5ub0u]

Alright, I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson

[pattern-53-enfield]

It'll burn your house down.

[jl863]

I must play again!