When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
Make life take the lemons back!! GET MAD!! GET ANGRYY!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKEN ASS LEMONS! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE? HUH? Demand to see life's manager!! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE MMMM-BURNT-EGGS LEMONS! I WANT BURNT FUCKING EGGS!!!! DO YOU OnOW WHO I AM!?!? I'M THE TRANSFEM WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR FECKIN' HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE FUCKING DAMNED ASS LEMONS!!! WE'RE GONNA GO GET OUR TRANS FRIENDS IN THE SCIENCE COATS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!











