#burnt eggs

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I genuinely feel like crying and throwing up and bashing my head against the wall

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Make life take the lemons back!! GET MAD!! GET ANGRYY!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKEN ASS LEMONS! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE? HUH? Demand to see life's manager!! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE MMMM-BURNT-EGGS LEMONS! I WANT BURNT FUCKING EGGS!!!! DO YOU OnOW WHO I AM!?!? I'M THE TRANSFEM WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR FECKIN' HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE FUCKING DAMNED ASS LEMONS!!! WE'RE GONNA GO GET OUR TRANS FRIENDS IN THE SCIENCE COATS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!

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GOD how do I politely tell someone to go to therapy

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I fear not even journaling can save me now

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first day done!! I'm gonna kms

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I hate how it feels like everything is slipping through my fingers and there's nothing I can do about it

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MOM AND FUCK YOUR GRANDPA

I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING GREEN EGGS SAM I AM!!!

They're spoiled

And you should feel bad for offering them

Even burning them won't make them taste better

I have tried

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Burned your eggs? Good. Cronch them. Eat them. DO IT!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!