#lemons rambles

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I met a definitely soon to be whom scientist researching how to make humans immortal using troll regen (by keeping captive a troll) and I really really wanted to let him continue his work bevayse who doesn't want an evil scientist wizard in your barony? Either they'll become a problem and a lot of xp or you get immortality*!!!!

But then of course my wife Octavia said wait that's cruel and awful (she was a former slave and related too hard to that troll) and of course I can't turn her down for romance purposes. Anyways, sorry, Bartholomew, I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me or else you'll still be xp for me and my wife.

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OMFG I JUST WATCHED THE NEW CHUCKY SERIES PILOT EP AND I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE THE MAIN LEAD GAY AND IM SO FUCKING HAPPY HOLY SHIT YES FUCK I LOVE IT ALREADY THANK YOU FOR THE REPENSTION HOLY FUCK MAN

I legit squealed when I heard Jack say that holy shit but like also fuck the dad haha bitch anyway go watch it its awesome and I can't wait for ep 2

really glad my parents weren't watching it with me they would've flipped there shit at him being gay tho-

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I JUST FUCKING FINISHED EP 6 OF SQUID GAME AND IM SOBBING MY FUCKING HEART CANT TAKE THIS SHIT.... now plz excuse me as I go watch ep 7

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When your school makes you eat in the cafeteria so your hiding in the bathroom bc its loud as duck and your anxiety is through the roof and your head makes you feel so little and vulnerable when your overwhelmed and omfg the sound would kill me I swear :(

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OMG SOMEONE WRITE A SHINKAMI FIC WITH DENKI AS A FAMOUS MODEL AND TOSHI AS HIS MANAGER PLZ I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE !!!!!!

If u do write it dm me or comment ot tag me or something just plzzzzzzz writers people plz i need this 🥺

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made by: lemons-q

Ok peeps I made this at 3 something am so bear with me alright this makes no sense but my sleep deprived brain thought it up and thinks its hilarious and hope u do 2 :>

What if Denki had a pet snake ok? I headcannon that he absolutely loves reptiles and stuff like that and our boy Toshi is absolutely TERRIFIED of snakes ever since he was bitten by one at age 9 which let's be honest he stepped on the poor things tail so they had every right to but that's besides the point. Anyway just imagine Toshis horror when he comes home from his underground hero work to their little humble apartment that he and Denki share to see the love of his life sitting on the floor with a snake and not one of the harmless ones or hell even a baby one no this man had a full on PYTHON on the f ing floor just cooing at it like u would to a cat. So of course Hitoshi being the responsible person he is full on screeched at the top of his lungs while jumping onto the counter and Denks absolutely lost his sht and just starts laughing his as off while the snake just stared at poor Hitoshi with intent much to Hitoshis dismay. As the snake started to slowly slither towards Hitoshi, As u can imagine Toshi used his capture weapon to get the f out of that kitchen and locked himself in the bathroom only to turn around to see a corn snake just chilling in the sink.

Edit!:

If u liked this go check out @ri-boo 's story of this! ^^ its on Ao3 archive of our own called " Snek, Friendy Bendy, Nope Rope "

I wanna say thx again for writing it!

go check out all of their other works 2 bc they are an AMAZING writer!!!<3 ^^

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Made by: lemons-q

~In 1A dorms~

(THIS IS A DENKI ANGST EVEN IF ITS A BIT FUNNY IN THE BEGINNING! You have been warned!<3)

Denki: ...

Mina: Denks baby your never this quiet what's up?

Sero: No Mina dont we finally have peace leave him be!!

Kirishima: That's not very manly bro.

Bakugo: Tape arms shut the hell up

Mina: Awh bakumom does care for us!😀

Bakugo: Wth did u just call me racoon eyes!😡

Kirishima: Bakubabe calm down!

Bakugo: Kiri wth?!?!

Sero: Is it make fun of bakuhoe time?! Hell yea let's do this!

Bakugo: I'll kill all of u!!!!😠

Denki: *Gets off the couch and leaves the common room*

-Rest of the bakusquad all stop fighting and watch-

Mina: Somthings really wrong guys I'm worried he's been quiet for 2 day straight!!😟

Kirishima: Guys think of anything that could have made him upset with us so we can fix it and bring our happy denki back!🙁

Sero: ...

Bakugo: *Gets up and follows denki*

-(None of the other 3 notices due to them discussing)-

~Outside Denkis dorm room~

Bakumom: Pikachu unlock the door.

Denki: ...

Bakumom: ...I'll blow it up...

Denki: ...

Bakumom: Denki please just open the door...

-Door opens to a sobbing denki who's shaking-

Bakumom: *Walks in and locks the door and pulls denki into a hug and holds him while he sobs*

-37 mins later denki is calmed down enough to where he can talk now- (their now sitting on his bed btw)

Bakumom: Denks can u explain now please *wipes his tears*

Denki: ...

Denki: U know that test we took 3 days ago...

Bakumom: yea...

Denki: I stayed up studying my butt off for a week to ace it and I still failed... I tried i really tried this time and yet I still failed guess I really am a failure huh? *Smiles*

Denki: *Gets up and paces around the room*

Denki: And then u guys just make fun of it, u wanna know what sero said he told me that's what I get for being an idiot and never studying or paying attention, I try my hardest every damn time but I can't help it i always get distracted and it- it's just so hard having to smile and laugh when y'all make fun of me every single damn time it hurts but y'all don't see that!!

Bakumom: *Gets up and pulls him into another hug*

Bakumom: You should have said something u nimwhit I would have stoped and I know for a damn fact racoon eyes and Kiri would to, hell everyone would and if they didn't I would beat them to a pulp.

Bakumom: I'll help u study ok? And we're going to go have a talk with Mr.Aizawa bc it sounds like u might have adhd, it's not your fault denki ok? Now come on let's go to racoon eyes room and we'll all have a movie night ok?

Denki: Y-yea that sounds fun thx bakugo.

Bakugo: Tell anyone about this and I'll kill u with my bare hands.

Denki: u got it mommy cakes

Bakugo: call me that again and your getting an explosion to the face *smiles slightly*

Denki: Yes sirrr

-Both go to Minas room-

(Sorry this was angsty! <3 Also hoped u enjoyed plz leave a comment on what I should improve so I can get better thank u!<3)

(This is also how I personally feel denki is feeling but he just hides it behind his smile like he's a baby leave him alone😟)

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Made by: lemons-q

~LOV's base~

Toga: *Skipping back in*

Dabi: Eh stop.

Toga: Oh hey mister dabi :}

Dabi: And where were you exactly himi?

Toga: Just went for a walk in the park ^^

Dabi: At 4 in the morning?

Toga: Mmmmm yup! Anyway I'm reallyyyy tired and if we're done with this little integration then I'm going to my room :)

Dabi: ...

Toga: Nighty night big brother dabi sleep well!<3

Dabi: *Sigh* Night himi sleep well...

~1 pm the next week~

*BREAKING NEWS*

Pro hero Endeavor's body has been discovered it took hours for the doctors to figure out it was our beloved #1 hero because of all the blood he had lost and was covered in. Our condolences go out to his fam-

*Tv gets turned off*

Dabi: ...

Shiggy: ...

Twice: ...

▪All 3 turn to a grinng like a phsyco Toga▪

Toga: What we all heard what he did to brother dabi in the past I just thought it would only be fair if he experienced the same pain he put dabi through!!! 😢

Dabi: -Stands up so quick and hugs toga-

Toga: -hugs back-

Twice: Oh you phsycoatic bi- That is so cute and adorable and your an amazing not little sister we've never had - or wanted u crazy bi- *jumps into the group hug*

Shiggy: *small smile*

Toga: Come on uncle shiggy!!!😁

Shiggy: fine fine *rolls his eyes but goes in the group hug nonetheless*

(He has gloves on so yea just go with it)

(This is also my au where dabi is touya and acts like a big brother to toga due to him already being one to the 3 sibling he left behind in the todoroki household)