Sep 5, 2022
at 2am you can find me in the gardens, vigorously biting at the water hose
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at 2am you can find me in the gardens, vigorously biting at the water hose
summertime fine more like lemonlemon lemon
a herd of lemons hums ominously from my basement
they warn me of approaching danger
the only nourishment I require is the screamsssss of my enemiessss
every shooting star you see is actually just me launching lemons from my lemon lair
evil???????????
i prefer the term diabolical
or should I sayyyyy diabolemon
every 4 months I peel my skin and start anew
every knight at 3am I shoot out of my throne in a cold sweat then go and stuff dirt in my mouth