Apr 9, 2024
the government is using the eclipse to distract you all from the fact the the moon is a lemon
seen from Italy
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Italy
seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Canada
the government is using the eclipse to distract you all from the fact the the moon is a lemon
at 2am you can find me in the gardens, vigorously biting at the water hose
summertime fine more like lemonlemon lemon
every day that I do not receive my ransoms of 1 million lemon
i will wreak havoc on the golf courses
this is your final warning
a herd of lemons hums ominously from my basement
they warn me of approaching danger
my latest invention is a ray gun that turns anything I zap into a lemon
nothing is safe
not even you mom 😔
the only nourishment I require is the screamsssss of my enemiessss
2023 no
202me
it’s lemon time babes