sour

today the world, tomorrow the galaxy

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

summertime fine more like lemonlemon lemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

the government is using the eclipse to distract you all from the fact the the moon is a lemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

fear not children for although I have run out of Halloween candy I have not run out of impending doom :))))

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

you come to my summer cottage and asking for a favor, yet I see no offering for lemon

tis disrespectful

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

my latest invention is a ray gun that turns anything I zap into a lemon

nothing is safe

not even you mom 😔

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

a true gentlemon eats the lemon with the skin on good sir

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

do you like me

yes

not no

Voting ended onMar 15, 2023

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

i break my lemon is half and pull out my fortune

“yeet” it say

“yeet”

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

the only nourishment I require is the screamsssss of my enemiessss

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

a herd of lemons hums ominously from my basement

they warn me of approaching danger

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

my one true love is lemon, however the prosperous touch of evil sometimes sways me

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

evil???????????

i prefer the term diabolical

or should I sayyyyy diabolemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

hear me

hear me

lemonade will soon be the only juice served in restaurants

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

2023 no

202me

it’s lemon time babes

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

when the clock strikes 12 the lemon year will begin

let us all prepare our minds body and soul

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

this year was splendidly sour chaps

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

under the light of the full moon lemon turns into man and experiences the true horrors of humanity…………………………………….…..denim shorts