Dear my lemony pal, today is your birthday!!!!! I hope you have a lovely day without any coding. I hope you fill it with lin minuel mirandas face, cake, nice weather and good people. Have a good one, pal!
AAAAAAAAAHHHH I read your ask and then got distracted and forgot to reply oh nooo im a loser
THANK YOU! As a matter of fact I did code on my birthday. i don’t mind tho. cause there is coding and then there is coding. :P I’m interning at digital agency :^)) i do nice things and get paid so. :DDDD
favourite song: aw fuck this is gonna be such a long list bc coldplay have such fucking incredible songs. - shiver, spies, sparks, yellow, trouble, in my place, the scientist holy shit, god put a smile upon your face, clocks ofc, fix you, talk, speed of sound, violet hill, hymn for the weekend + adventure for the weekend
least favourite song: any of the ones i didn’t mention bc they’re the only ones i listen to tbh
have i ever seen them live: no!! but!!!! i heard them from my window like last week bc they were playing in hampden
favourite band member: none tbh
least favourite band member: none shrug emoji
how many of their albums you have: aw probs loads sitting about the house but idk i know i defos have x+y somewhere but idk about the rest
favourite album: rush of blood to the head or parachutes 100%
4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
ykno i was scared you were gonna ask this bc its wednesday night and i dont think ive laughed yet
7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
no im too unfit and fat i could kill a man by doing this
10. What is something you find romantic?
a tiffany engagement ring. ykno the ones at like 10k. #hint
idk who im hinting to i dont have another half
21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
as i celebrate every halloween!! sitting in myself watching donnie darko
27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
- boys are immature TO FUCK- boys are immature TO FUCK
35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
i’m not wearing any rn but earlier i had on my necklace from @captainannerica who got me it for my 21st, my tiffany bracelet i got in sydney and my tag heuer watch i got for my 18th
37. Name someone pretty.
@shellbow @van-fuckin-tastic @allmyfollowersandeveryoneelseonhere and also your fine self!! also scarjo bc 10/10, god did a good
42. Ever had detention?
no, i was sneaky
50. Favorite fruits?
mango, melon... peach.
64. Do you like the beach?
i like to take pictures of the beach but actually being there, getting your hair full of sand and all the rest of it can get shit pretty fkn quick
68. Describe your hair.
shit
91. Play an instrument?
i can play the guitar (badly)
96. When are you vulnerable?
never? not even when i’m asleep bc there’s a hammer beside my bed.
what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
The usual suspects, really. Pens, post-it, random bits of paper, and I even have a few fancy bookmarks. With magnets.
what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
I have one with hubby where we joke about our secret lovers. It freaks people out. Heh. (we don’t have secret lovers)
what's your favorite pasta dish?
Oooh, tough question. I think pasta with smoked salmon. But I always love pasta.
what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
I have these second hand vintage brown leather boots that I bought online, and I will wear them until they fall off my feet (but they almost do, I’m so sad). But I’ve had them for years already. And they were second hand to begin with. But still. <3
what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
Since I have cold feet pretty much 100% of the time, I LOVE socks. I don’t have white socks. Most of my socks have stripes, because I’m obsessed with stripes. I also sleep with socks during winter (but I do sometimes take them off during the night) and I have a couple pairs of home socks to wear instead of slippers or whatever. SOCKS.
which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
Coldplay, but like...the rush of blood to the head sound. Or Counting Crows, maybe. (I have a flash of nostalgia, it seems)
who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
Okay, this is a weird one, because I don’t have one big group of friends. I have a few smaller friend groups or individual friends...anyway. @ebi00 is both, really. She’s a vodka mom, I’d say. XD
i don’t have one atm and that’s the gospel truth!! [sassy gospel singing]
apricot: favorite ice cream flavor
either tiramisu or mango. or when the ice cream shop is shit, chocolate.
aqua: initials
ME(Z)M
auburn: favorite month
like october is always a good month. october / november
blond: fuzzy or silky
fuzzy bc my skin isnt smooth enough for those tiny catches on silk not to annoy me
turquoise: favorite art work
i was hoping no one was gonna ask me this so i didn’t have to show to everyone that i’m a fucking uncultured swine
but i like watercolour things but also the big highland scenes with stag and rough heather n shit with big cloudy skies (by no artist in particular bc i dont know any)
lavender: shampoo brand
i answered this. weird shampoo that makes me shiny
candyfloss: favorite tv show
definitely almost human 1000% i will never not be bitter over this show
indigo: first pet
a hamster called hattie. he was super nice. he sat in your hands and let you pet him. not all my hamsters after him were that nice.
Do all the even numbers. Or as many as you can be arsed with
omg ella no
okay i’m gonna skip the ones i’ve done / cba with
4) What do you think about most?
probably like ‘what should i be doing?’ and then not doing it
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
listen, pj’s are amazing, i dont know why you’d ditch them
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
Girl rule boys drool. <- on every pencil case in WHSmith in 2007
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
a very long time ago
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i have not
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
walking inside? except today where we sort of ran a 5k ish
18) Do you believe in karma?
well a bit? like if something good happens after i do something good im like karma!! but if nothing happens and i do something mean then i’m lik w/e
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
weakness: my sarcastic nature that pushes people away when i think i’m being funnystrength: my sarcastic nature that pushes people away when i think i’m being funny
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no way
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
books
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
yes and no bc i’m a good driver. someone almost crashed into me last night tho and i saw it happen before they did because they were pulling out a junction and i knew they didn’t see me so i let them pull out and then i slammed on my breaks and bashed my horn just to make them shit it and they did.
i did it bc i was annoyed that 4 other people had done the exact same thing to me that same afternoon.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
i can’t even remember the last time i watched a movie and not a tv show
50) Do you believe in magic?
ech not really?? like i’ve never seen any evidence idk
52) What is your astrological sign?
leooo
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
not that i can see
62) What's your favorite animal?
i love lions so much
64) Where is your best friend?
i have a couple of super good friends but they are not within touching distance rn so
66) What is your heritage?
scottish for like eight generations bc that’s how far we’ve looked back into it. there are some irish branches but the main ones have always been scottish.
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
the same as mu last name, surely
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
prrrrrrrroobablyyyy not
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) tell no one b) travel everywhere c) not if it wasn’t degenerative. if it was i’d highly consider suicide
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
work this body by walk the moon. you could honestly become jesus after hearing that song its just so?? intensely?? positive??
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
blues and greens and in betweens.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
i mean... i dont worry a lot but i’d probably be p fukn worried before i messaged some friends, took some pictures and called the police eventually
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
um... probably any half hour after we met up with @shellbow and Nat who doesn’t have a personal i dont think and i don’t want to link her worky blog in london just to have some more time w them