Hmm. . well there was this one time, he was probably on 5 or 6, his mother was giving him a haircut and left him for five minutes. When she came back, he'd taken the razor and shaven his entire head completely! It was quite hilarious to see.
Then there was a time when he was probably only 12, helping me out with retiling the roof. There were some gnomes in our garden gossiping about something He leaned over too far and fell right into his mother's rose bushes! No real injuries, of course, just a few scrapes.
And, of course, almost every time he's ever tried to sneak out of the house. I say tried, because he almost always failed (it was always to meet with Fintan). There was the lake story, the time he got caught in a tree trying to jump from his balcony, the bear story, the panther story, the SECOND lake story, and the other time when he fell into the garden fountain from the roof at 3 in the morning trying to sneak out, while his mother and I were in the garden.