#lenoli

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Oliver: [On the phone] Flower, I need your help, it's an emergency.

V Flower: Is the house on fire?

Oliver: No, but-

V Flower: Then it's not an emergency. [Hangs up]

Len: So? What do we do about the portal to hell that we just opened in the living room?

Oliver: Apparently, it's not an emergency.

Fukase: [Getting strangled by the demon] HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!

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Oliver: Len, spell “orange”.

Len: The fruit or the colour?

Oliver:

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Oliver: I'm done looking at Fukase and Len's backs. I'm going to finally stand with them!

Len: HEY FUKASE I BET I CAN JUMP OFF OF THIS CLIFF BETTER THAN YOU

Len: IT EVEN HAS SPIKES AND LAVA AT THE BOTTOM

Fukase: I’M WAY BETTER THAN YOU PREPARE TO LOSE

Lui:

Lui: Please change your mind.

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[In the squad's chatgroup]

Oliver: nose

Oliver: I typed nose with my nose!

Len: heart

Fukase: what the hell

Fukase: Len are you okay

Fukase: LEN

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Fukase, to Oliver: Len would jump in front of a truck for you.

Oliver: Len would jump in front of a truck for fun.

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Yuu: Why is there mustard in my pillow?

Len: Joe did it.

Oliver: Joe Mama! [dabs]

Len: no you're supposed to do that after he asks you who Joe is.

Oliver: Oh.

Len:

Oliver:

Oliver: sorry

Len: it's okay

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Oliver: Is it true that you two hid in the trunk of a car for three days just to surprise Piko?

Fukase: No

Len: It was five

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Len: Did you know “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Oliver: Really? I didn’t know that.

[Later]

Oliver: Thanks Fukase, you’re such a thot.

Fukase: I’m a WHAT?!