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Oliver: What are your goals?

Lui: To pet all the dogs.

Oliver: No, fitness goals.

Lui: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Oliver: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday

Piko: What

Lui: He almost got kidnapped

Piko: Oh okay

Piko: wait wHAT-

Lui: It's like we finish each other's...

Oliver: ... Homework?

Lui:

Oliver: [Sliding his homework towards him] Please

Oliver: I'm done looking at Fukase and Len's backs. I'm going to finally stand with them!

Len: HEY FUKASE I BET I CAN JUMP OFF OF THIS CLIFF BETTER THAN YOU

Len: IT EVEN HAS SPIKES AND LAVA AT THE BOTTOM

Fukase: I’M WAY BETTER THAN YOU PREPARE TO LOSE

Lui:

Lui: Please change your mind.

Oliver: What are the signs of teenage depression?

Lui: Why are you asking?

Oliver: Fukase was doing laundry earlier, and when he dropped a sock, I heard him say “Why has God forsaken me”.

Oliver: Hey Lui! Have you written your letter to Santa yet?

Lui: No... Santa isn’t-

Piko, breaking through the wall and putting his hand over his mouth: ISN’T ACCEPTING LETTERS AT THE MOMENT

Oliver:

Oliver: Oh okay.. that makes sense. I gotta go! See you guys later!

Lui: Piko! What was that for?

Piko, releasing Lui: We- we haven't told him yet

Lui: When I said to bring me something from the beach, I meant something like a seashell.

Oliver, struggling to hold a seagull: You didn't specify.

Piko, to Lui: So, who's your best friend?

Oliver Say me! Say me! Say me!

Lui, confused: Me.

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