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[Doorbell rings]

Oliver, to Fukase over the phone: Looks like someone is at the door-

Fukase: Don’t open the door to anyone. Don’t you know how many bad guys are out there?

Oliver: Don’t worry! [opens the door]

Fukase: [is the one at the door]

Fukase, holding up a picture of Oliver: Have you seen Oliver?

Piko: Not since the morning. Oh no, is he missing?!

Fukase: No no, I just want people to see him. Isn’t he adorable?

Oliver: [On the phone] Flower, I need your help, it's an emergency.

V Flower: Is the house on fire?

Oliver: No, but-

V Flower: Then it's not an emergency. [Hangs up]

Len: So? What do we do about the portal to hell that we just opened in the living room?

Oliver: Apparently, it's not an emergency.

Fukase: [Getting strangled by the demon] HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!

Fukase: I have decided I want to be cremated.

Oliver: Like, when you die?

Fukase: no like whenever just surprise me

Oliver, trying to be optimistic: When do you feel the most beautiful?

Fukase: When I'm walking and a dog from across the street pulls on its leash to say hi to me

Oliver: I'm done looking at Fukase and Len's backs. I'm going to finally stand with them!

Len: HEY FUKASE I BET I CAN JUMP OFF OF THIS CLIFF BETTER THAN YOU

Len: IT EVEN HAS SPIKES AND LAVA AT THE BOTTOM

Fukase: I’M WAY BETTER THAN YOU PREPARE TO LOSE

Lui:

Lui: Please change your mind.

Oliver: How do we get in?

Fukase: Don’t worry, I have keys.

Fukase: [Smashes window with rock]

Fukase: Oliver can take care of himself.

Oliver: [sneezes]

Fukase, from the other side of the world: Oh mY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? I'll be there within an hour.

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