I was gonna write a Nanoha fic but then I found out about SUPER angry Seele- and I- well- I wanted to write about it cause OPFKJ FIOJOSJIAJ SFSF DAMN GIRL POP OFF DON'T HOLD BACK-! And since my sis is mad at Rui and Hayate from Ride Kamens for ignoring her in the gacha and refusing to come home, here's Seele scolding Hayate and Rui- This isn't an x reader fic so I'm not labeling it as such.
Oh and it's Seele scolding Rui and Hayate cause if you guys saw my sister and my little nui posts, I paired Seele with Rui
@thehistorynut19 have fun fucker uwu also thanks for the hayate and rui chibis
Inspired by @thehistorynut19's Ride Kamens gacha stories
Edited using imgflip.com (I know it's a horrible edit lol)
Synopsis: "Get your act together!"
"Ruiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!" The pink haired devil cowered in fear, attempting to cuddle against his "friend" who continued to push him away.
"Get the fuck off me-" hissed Rui, attempting to kick the bird man off of him with as much force as he could. "Get off-!"
"But Ruiiii!!!!" Hayate sobbed, tears streaming down his face while Rui's foot continued to smack his head over and over. "She's scarryyy!!!!!!!!"
"This is all your fault you little shit!" Rui spat as Hayate tugged onto his leg over and over. "If you came home when our wife called you, this wouldn't have happened!"
"But-" Hayate sniffled. "You didn't come home either-"
"Okay, and?!"
"BOTH OF YOU! SIT BACK DOWN THIS INSTANT!"
Both Hayate and Rui yelped as they sat onto the seats of the Kamen Cafe; the usually peaceful aura had been interrupted by the banter of this group. Thankfully, the cafe was reserved for the group today so no one would be disturbed. Although the butler and employee, Aijo Leon, couldn't help but shudder at the yelling and screaming that occurred within the back room. Within the backroom of the classy cafe was the usually calm and gentle girl, Seele Vollerei, their technically step-sister as she had been married to their wife for a while.
"B-but!" Hayate stuttered. "We didn't do anything!"
"Oh, yes you did!" Seele hissed, tapping her foot onto the ground. "Do you know how much Tale-san spent on you, Hayate-san?!"
Hayate awkwardly chuckled, biting his lip while scratching the back of his head. "Um...a lot...?"
"Just a lot?!" Seele screamed. "Just?! She's spent so much money on you, and how do you repay her?! You give her NOTHING! And why?!"
"C-cause...I love her...?"
"If you really loved her, you'd actually come home and give her as much love and affection she wants!"
Rui couldn't help but snicker at the amount of scolding Hayate was getting, a smirk forming on his face as he attempted to relax and lean into his chair. "Ha."
"And you!" Rui immediately fixed his posture as the young woman glared at him. "I've been paired up with you so many times and you still haven't fixed your attitude! I understand how much you're going through, but that shouldn't stop you from coming home, ESPECIALLY considering how much Captain's sister loves you!"
Rui grumbled. "W-what about it..."
"What about it?! You do realize she's spent a lot of money on you too, right?! She loves you, Rui-san! Why can't you see that?!"
"..I- I know and-"
"Then you should actually come home instead of me having to drag both you and Hayate to this cafe! Do you know how sick Captain's sister is of your attitudes?!"
Hayate playfully stuck his tongue out. "But she still loves us~!"
Seele's usual calm and deep azure eyes bore deep into their souls. "Are you sure about that? Considering how much time she's been spending with Jo-san who's actually treating her right unlike you two, I'd reconsider that option."
Rui bit his lip. "Shit- this is your fault, Hayate-"
"Wait, how is this my fault?!"
"It's both of your faults!"
"U-um....Seele-san...?" Leon whimpered, poking his head around the corner. "Um...I think that's enough...you've been yelling at them for an hour."
"Leon-san," Seele spoke, giving the man a closed eye smile. "For the second time, please don't interrupt me."
"Y-yes ma'am!" Leon panicked, dashing towards the kitchen.
Seele grumbled, placing her forehead in her hand. "You two are lucky she's trying so hard to still love you two. You're also lucky that Captain is nicer than me. It's always them that have to scold you two. Seriously, you both act like children and you don't respect your wife! When will you listen to her?!"
"Rui-" Hayate whispered into Rui's ear. "Let's sneak off the second we get the chance."
"....excuse me?"
"Idiot-" Rui hissed. "She heard you."
"Eep!"
For the next hour, Seele continued to berate them so much that Leon had to go and find their partners.
