"oh you can't write a fic for a four year old dead movie fandom, no one will read it" bold of you to assume that the sheer lust I hold for charlize theron in a red wig is confined by such a puny constraint.
talked with @angry-trout abt them & this is lowkkk my thoughts on them yeah haha… anyway.
I looooveeee drawing lady lesso shes so pretty. In my head dovesso is living happy as a family with their fuckass son. I have a LOT of ideas for dovesso family… love them…
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Claire)
Summary: Claire has a crush on a specific redhead and it only seemed to have gotten worst over their friendship. After 5 years of friendship, dreams begin to become more persistent.
The Two Year Teacher (✫୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N)
Summary: Y/N is a very big CEO of her own company. And when her daughter comes home talking about her teacher she’s had for the second year in a row, Y/N just goes with it. but when she meets a red head at the grocery store, she never would've put her as a teacher. Then when Y/N's daughter gets into a mishap, a lot happens
Heartaches, and Other Aches (✫୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N)
Summary: Working on the furthest side of Abbott meant you avoided the cameras a lot. Especially when you would always have everything you need in your classroom. But the inevitable day came when you needed to journey to the teachers lounge.
Random Confessions (୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Alex)
Summary: For two years Melissa had alway believed Alex hated her. Then one day, everything she's known is thrown out the window by a simple confession.
Forever Home ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N)
Summary: When you hush Melissa in defense of Janine, Melissa begins to let herself slip into her own thoughts. Yet, without noticing her actions, she hurts you in doing so.
Fast Lane (✫𖦹୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Phoebe)
Summary: Melissa is dating one of NASCAR's greatest drivers, although nobody knows that. Yet, with the race that decides history appears, a lot more stress is arising for Phoebe.
Redecorating Your Heart (୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N)
Summary: You begin to make changes to Melissa's home, but one year you have a different change in mind
Stranded in a Storm (✫୨ৎ)
pairings: Melissa Schemmenti x buff!reader (Y/n used)
summary: you meet her during classroom decorating, although you don't speak much, you're in the same circle of friends. She has her eyes on you though, you and those muscles....and you, you had your eyes on her. So when a snow storm comes by and her car breaks down? Its the perfect moment.
Criminal Minds:
Safe and Sound ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N)
Summary: Emily begins to see your face around more, but it's impossible. You were dead. But when Ian Doyle is rumored to escape, you couldn't stay dead forever.
Needed Me ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N (they/them))
Summary: When the job grows too hard for Emily, Rossi comes and seeks Y/N for help. Knowing if there was anyone to soothe her better than him, it was them.
A Game for Two (✫)
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: Y/N is the youngest agent on the team with a TikTok account. And after video goes viral, people notice a connection between her and emily.
Baby Whisper ( ୨ৎ )
Jennifer Jareau x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: JJ finds out she's pregnant and when Will doesn't want the baby, she finds herself crying in the parking garage. Yet, Y/N is there to solve all her issues.
Florida Secrets (✫)
Jennifer Jareau x reader
Summary: The team takes a vacation to Florida, and you're paired with the blonde of your dreams. Which isn't an issue until out of the state with alcohol in your system. After all, what happens in Florida, stays in Florida.
Shut Up and Dance (୨ৎ)
Aaron Hotchner x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: One night while out with the team, Y/N and Hotch seem to be entirely carefree when their song comes on.
After Hours (✫)
Emily Prentiss x reader x Aaron Hotchner
Summary: You stayed late in the office, Emily was your ride and she was still doing paper work. Being bored, you had started a solo dance party...only it didn't stay solo for long.
Dread of Secrets (ꕥ)
Jemily x OC (Natalie Hotchner)
summary: Natalie is Aaron Hothcner's younger sister (27) and for seven years she's kept a secret against the BAU, until the day Penelope Garcia slips up and all comes out.
An Agent and Her Empath ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Emily Prentiss x reader
summary: Emily's had a rough case and there's only one person she knows who can help her manage it all.
warnings: I describe a kinda detailed case, like cme type of detail, some language, but it does end happy!
Marvel:
The Innocent Act (୨ৎ)
Wanda Maximoff x reader
Summary: Y/N has been in Wanda’s class all four year, and in her final year she starts to get lost in the history of the language. asking for extra help but on the wrong day with the wrong outfit. Wanda, who’s kept control, finally lets free and speaks her mind.
A/n~ looking back on this one is actually insane, like this was my first on this app!
Underneath the tree ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: Y/N goes home for the holidays. The comfort of home being destroyed by her girlfriend. But soon, after hearing a conversation, Y/N finally falls the shots. And there was someone always waiting for her.
Sacrifice ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
pt. 1 l pt. 2
Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N)
Summary: Wanda shows up to Kamar-Taj, but she finds something more desired. Something she lost back with Thanos. Her love.
It's a beautiful night (୨ৎ)
Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: While performing at her concert, Y/N has a confession to make.
High school Party (୨ৎ)
Natasha Romanoff x reader (Y/N)
Summary: You never were one for high school. at least for the first three years. senior year was your year. But the only thing you couldn't pick out, was Natasha Romanoff. However, one party was all it took.
Winning the witches ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
pt. 1 l pt. 2
Wanda Maximoff x reader x Agatha Harkness
Summary: Agatha came to collect the power. Wanda came to get the life she always wanted. Y/N came to protect herself.
Late Night Dancing ( ୨ৎ 𖦹)
Agatha Harkness x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: Y/N is a gamer and plays among us because that's what I was feeling and is dating Agatha who is a big CEO but their relationship is exposed one night.
Curiosity (୨ৎ ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader
Summary: Your an inspiring actress who tends to have late rehearsals. And having no car, you had resorted to a the train. But then one night you meet a mysterious woman who captures your curiosity instantly.
Cards and Clay (୨ৎ ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader
Summary: You move into town and start a new pottery place, you bring in much business and are pleased with your tiny living. Or so you think that's what's happening
When She Calls (masterlist) (୨ৎ 𖦹 ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader (Life (she/her))
Summary: When Life is asked to make a promise, she doesn't seem to be able to say no. But that promise was going to be served out so much longer than what she could see.
Basement of mysteries (୨ৎ 𖦹 ✫)
Agatha Harness x reader
Summary: As Wanda Maximoff's oldest, you just graduated college and your summer living situation brings much more than just your hot neighbor down the hall.
Quiet on the Set (✫)
actress! Lilia Calderu x director! reader
summary: While filming a movie, you're faced with the demanding nature of the Lilia Calderu. But when it comes to a crucial sex scene, you suddenly can't take her demands anymore.
Forever theirs(୨ৎ ✫)
Agathario x assistant reader
Summary: you're Agatha and Rio's assistant who just seems to find you way back to them each time. This time you're planing to stay though.
A History Lesson (𖦹 ✫)
Agatha Harkness X Fem! Reader
summary: you're in your final year and need a few more credit hours, and to your luck, an invite to teach alongside one of the greatest professor comes to you and you only.
Wednesday:
winter getaway (✫୨ৎ)
Larissa Weems x reader (Y/N)
Summary: Y/n and Larissa Weems have never interacted unless needed. Which was almost everyday as Y/n had to explain why a random plant or tree had appeared in the courtyard. So when a friend convinces Y/n out of the comfort zone at the school getaway, many things happen.
sex in the flowers (✫୨ৎ)
Larissa Weems x reader (Y/N)
Summary: You haven't been in the game long, but when you met Larissa Weems, your life changed. And after a few months of meeting, you quits your job. On the last meeting you have, you try to tell her but Larissa just wont listen.
sensitive baby ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Larissa Weems x reader
Summary: As the first hybrid teacher at Nevermore, you did everything you could to find your place. Which included taking charge to plan the Raven.
A promise of love ( ୨ৎ 𖦹)
Larissa Weems x reader (y/n)
summary: its senior year and the last year to finally throw the biggest parties. Only this year you're not backing down from getting the girl of your dreams.
School For Good and Evil:
you're all mine ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Leonora Lesso x reader (Y/N (she/her)
Summary: Y/N was meant to be an Ever, but what happens as she becomes a Never?
Dragons Oh My! ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Leonora Lesso x reader (Y/N
Summary: Y/N and Lesso have been dating for a long time, but the three words have never been said, always implied. One day Y/N is with the other ever teachers and gets upset at their conversation.
Other's:
an interview online (୨ৎ)
Sandra Bullock x reader (Y/N (she/her))
Summary: During the pandemic,Y/N and Sandra decide to move in after a few years of datings. And what better time than a pandemic. With their relationship hidden from the world, a single shadow could finally bring light to them.
Hello! This is my brand new masterlist because I accidentally fucking deleted my original one that contained the links to every single piece of fanfiction I've written since 2021. This one is much more organized, though, and it's a lot prettier too!
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Kathryn Hahn Masterlist
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I do not write dom! or top! reader. I'm very sorry, but I am the biggest fucking bottom and sub in the world and if I wrote dom!reader, I would not do them justice.
I will only write x readers
I do not write Omegaverse (I have nothing against it, just not my cup of tea)
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Please be as detailed as possible. When writing a request, I want to adhere to your preferences as closely as possible.
I do not write reader below the age of 21!! I will not go below the age of 25 for the reader if the character is over 40.
Melissa Schemmenti
Gold Stars !!!NSFW!!!
Adventures in Teaching
A collection of oneshots sequencing your navigation of Abbot Elementary through yearning, sports rivalries, and motherhood
Oneshots are posted out of order, but listed in chronological order
Adventures in Teaching: 36 Questions
Adventures in Teaching: Water in your Mouth !!!NSFW!!!
Adventures in Teaching: Die Hard is Not a Christmas Movie
Adventures in Teaching: If you Like P.E. Coladas !!!NSFW!!!
Adventures in Teaching: Club Suite 175 !!!NSFW!!!
Adventures in Teaching: Three’s a Crowd (Rewrite) !!!NSFW!!!
Adventures in Teaching: Maybe Die Hard can be a Christmas Movie
Regina Mills
The Duchess Diaries
The Duchess Diaries: The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth
Larissa Weems
20/20 Vision !NSFW!
You're a Pain in my Ass side
Take a Look in the Mirror !NSFW!
Grape Juice Stains
Prank Day
Forty Winks !NSFW!
If I Could Turn Back Time
(First person POV I am so so sorry)
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Epilogue
Read on Ao3 here
Baby Steps
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Read on Ao3 here
Brienne of Tarth
I Will Always Love you, Ser Brienne of Tarth
Late for Dinner
Love and War Part 1
Love and War Part 2 !NSFW!
Planting Strawberries (WIP)
When Renly Baratheon is killed in front of you, Brienne swears her loyalty to you and your mother, promising to deliver the two of you to Robb Stark unharmed. To Brienne, you are a stuck-up, snarky girl who's been coddled her whole life, and to you, she's a stubborn, cold woman who would rather swear loyalty to a pig than a 22-year-old brat. But when you sneak away from camp and join Brienne on her journey to King's Landing to deliver Jaime Lannister in exchange for your sisters, you both might just realize that what you see isn't always what you get.
