Reasons why I'd be perfect in a horror film:
I scream a minimum of four times a day due to jumpiness
I have terrible anxiety so everything would scare me but I also don't give a heck about anything so I'd probably get murdered fairly quickly
I'm a lesbian so they can have their token gay™️
I don't run under any circumstances, if the gym teacher can't make me then neither can a serial killer
I've never watched a horror film all the way through so my reactions to monsters would be genuine
I got snacks
A large part of me WANTS to die anyway, soooo
I am very dumb but not dumber than other horror movie characters from what I've heard
I watch BuzzFeed Unsolved which makes me a professional in both supernatural AND true crime scenarios
I literally do not care what role I'm given
I will be the murderer, I don't mind disemboweling men if my new nickname could be the lesbian lancer
I'm excellent at hide and seek?????????
I'm a perfect example of a bad role model
I'm v impulsive so if I need to stop halfway through murdering/being murdered to get a 20 piece McNugget then I WILL
I'd like to revoke my previous statements the only role I will accept is the lesbian lancer serial murderer
Feeling cute, might murder someone idk 💖
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEE
Screw the patriarchy, anyways, contact horror movies r us and get me a dealio
Kachow