#bfu memes

[lynnsfics]

today on “shane madej liked”

[cottagequeer-goblins]

Reasons why I'd be perfect in a horror film:

I scream a minimum of four times a day due to jumpiness

I have terrible anxiety so everything would scare me but I also don't give a heck about anything so I'd probably get murdered fairly quickly

I'm a lesbian so they can have their token gay™️

I don't run under any circumstances, if the gym teacher can't make me then neither can a serial killer

I've never watched a horror film all the way through so my reactions to monsters would be genuine

I got snacks

A large part of me WANTS to die anyway, soooo

I am very dumb but not dumber than other horror movie characters from what I've heard

I watch BuzzFeed Unsolved which makes me a professional in both supernatural AND true crime scenarios

I literally do not care what role I'm given

I will be the murderer, I don't mind disemboweling men if my new nickname could be the lesbian lancer

I'm excellent at hide and seek?????????

I'm a perfect example of a bad role model

I'm v impulsive so if I need to stop halfway through murdering/being murdered to get a 20 piece McNugget then I WILL

I'd like to revoke my previous statements the only role I will accept is the lesbian lancer serial murderer

Feeling cute, might murder someone idk 💖

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEE

Screw the patriarchy, anyways, contact horror movies r us and get me a dealio

Kachow

[l-ghostlylove-l]

After playing animal crossing till my switch died, I decided to make a Shane Madej says “eat the rich” moodboard

[bergarachan]

[faggerardway]

terrible quarantine mustache gang 😌

[mis-incorrect-quotes-blog]

Shane: The rich should get robbed once a week.

Ryan: Why?

Shane: Builds character.

[spiritboxthot]

I am a:

⚪️man

⚪️ woman

🔘 spooky little friend

Looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 Big Guy

[concerningly-murder-y]

The strange killing of Ken Rex McElroy

Ryan: is a murder justified if it's seemingly warranted?

Shane:

Shane (at 6:01):