#lesbian posts

[eroswithoutorgans]

While I entirely respect not wanting to do drugs, people who don't do drugs and have no idea how they work tend to be kind of funny.

Like, my darling dear friend, that one club bathroom bump will not kill me, a person on a heavy stimulant medication.

What will, however, actually kill me is that drop dead gorgeous, 10+ years my senior mixed-use-fan trans DJ who is an absolute human trainwreck and also the most ethereal woman I have ever met. She'll be the death of me and I won't even care.

[mwahbabe]

idk who needs to hear this but your masc/stud gf is a girl and doesn’t have a penis and talks like that because she’s a WOMAN okayy??? get a bf and stop leading lesbian women on you weirdo.

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

put a finger down if you’ve ever almost dated a boy but backed out at the last second and it wasn’t until years later that you realized you’re a lesbian and, in actuality, you just wanted to date his sister

*puts one finger down*

[totally-sapphic-posts]

“My child is fine.”

Your child has a tumblr account and panics when a pretty girl smiles at her.

[sapphic-skulls]

If I never get to dance with a girl while wearing a suit then what is the point

[starry-eyed-lesbian]

i absolutely adore my girlfriend and that is all i have to say. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[tea-and-yearning]

Hey universe can I please go antiquing with a cute girl thank you