While I entirely respect not wanting to do drugs, people who don't do drugs and have no idea how they work tend to be kind of funny.
Like, my darling dear friend, that one club bathroom bump will not kill me, a person on a heavy stimulant medication.
What will, however, actually kill me is that drop dead gorgeous, 10+ years my senior mixed-use-fan trans DJ who is an absolute human trainwreck and also the most ethereal woman I have ever met. She'll be the death of me and I won't even care.

















