#gay posts

[starry-eyed-lesbian]

i have 99 problems but at least 73 of them could be solved by being able to watch a pretty sunset with my girlfriend

[sweetningmlm]

the unstoppable force that is my desire to tell my friend i love him versus the unmovable object of my social anxiety

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

being pan must suck like

*sees attractive man* i’d tap that

*sees attractive woman* i’d tap that too

*sees attractive literal anyone* whY DO I WANNA TAP EVERYONE

[randomlonelytorment]

Look. I don't want to sound ungrateful but I just have to tell this.

So I'm like...pretty grunge-y right? 98% of my wardrobe is black and the other 2% I don't wear. I'm planning on painting my room black. I listen to metal. I have a mop of fucking curly, ass length hair and I want to learn the guitar.

Overall I'm just to-a-t 90s cliché alternative.

As I said, I want to learn guitar but I'm poor and can't afford lessons so I was thinking I'll just save up to buy an acoustic and teach myself. Total Phoebe Buffay deal right?

Anyway I mentioned that a while ago to my fam but we've been skint broke for ages and covid did NOT help. But Mum kept offering cause it was something I really wanted and these days it's rare I get enthusiastic about anything.

I insisted I could wait so that's just where we left off a few months ago. My mum just messaged me out the blue asking if I still want a guitar and attached was a pic of this semi acoustic her mate was selling. So like cute right??? Mum remembered something about me and wants to get me something that'll make me happy!! I really appreciate the gesture.

But, remember that thing where I said my life is just smothered in black? Black wardrobe. Black bed room. Listens to grunge/rock/metal??? Naturally I'd want something that fits that aesthetic. Suits my personality. Yeah?

Well, here's the thing...the thing that makes me sound like an ungrateful arsehole.

It's pink.

Which I know doesn't sound like a big deal. Except it is UNGODLY level pink. The kind of pink that would make a blind gay man say "fuck that is looOOUD!" Okay? I know this because I sent it to my most flamboyantly gay bestie and he lost his shit. His voice went deep, i swear the orange dye in his hair faded to brown and he - he honestly turned fucking straight. That's how pink this guitar is. It turned my dick sucking rainbow embodiment best friend into a fucking white hetro.

So I just had to try tell mum FUCK NO! without sounding like it's all because it's pink which I mean it isn't. One I want an acoustic not a semi and two it's like stupid priced. All points I raised but she just kept going for it so ultimately I just had to tell her. So I sent her this:

And now she's not talking to me so...

Mmm.

[conspiracy-mlm]

baby, would you run away with me?

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Just wanna date tall girl and have cuddles that is all

[freyarambles]

Why are boys' shoulders so comfortable?!?!?!?

Full homo intended