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lesbianjackrackham replied to your post: [[MOR] i am literally googling shit like “did...
I would love to steer you away from calling this concept abrahamic because it is v v v christian and the concept of sin is v v v different in judaism. there is no devil or hell in judaism. there’s stuff you did that made god disappointed in you, and there’s stuff you did against other people, and once a year god is like ‘I forgive you all the stuff you did against me bUT DID YOU ASK YOUR FRIENDS FOR FORGIVENESS????“
aaa i’m sorry!! in my lectures we’ve been alternating between dealing with the overlap of judaism islam and christianity as either calling him the god of abraham or referring to them all as people of the book so it’s just the habit i’ve gotten into. i’ll definitely keep this in mind!!!
also. this sounds incredibly chill. this is an excellent setup and i like it very very much and it makes a LOT of sense...... god being like “u know that that is? *growing hand motion* growth” is Goode
Oh god how to choose. Big Dick Silver/Tattoo Silver is how I found you, Orange verse is how I fell in love, and I/Them have a special place In my heart because of how you turned my nightmare into art. But the PotC “marry us Jack” fic is the one I remember in the most random places and then I think of “you will now pronounce” and I lose myself to laughter.
fsdjghfdjghfjadghjad yes YOU are responsible for all my death threats and all the “i love your work but i am not reading this fic and i hate you” it’s all YOUR FAULT (feel free to send me anymore nightmares anytime)
and OH MY GOD that one. it’s an absolute joy ripping off PotC but writing that one was so fun because somehow it became a complete slapstick???? unintentionally?? it’s ridic but i’m glad you liked it!! thank you!! <333
tienriu replied to your photo “nichristi: simonalkenmayer: The time has come once again, for you...”
Sam please don't leave us hanging - what did it taste like???
Oh god I never ate it. Ironically it was the olives, rather than the rest of the horror. I knew I didn’t like olives so I refused it. Fortunately my family were pretty easygoing and as long as I ate something I was ok.
kismeti replied to your post “slythwolf replied to your post : Hey Sam, does...”
i've noticed that too, and it seems to be a recent thing? it used to work just fine (like, ~3 months ago)
Yeah, before that it wouldn’t get buggy unless you were trying to load a few thousand. I think it might be one of those issues that is gonna get more and more intense until finally Staff is like “Oh...that might be a problem...we’ll look into it. In a few months.” :P
jonlybonlyfromboldlygo replied to your photo “You guys remember that weird few months a while back where I kept...”
...i would maybe give the whistle a wash if you're going to use it. Or boil it?
Oh yeah, I scrubbed it with soapy water and then wiped it down with an antibacterial wipe. I haven’t tried blowing it though because....
coppersunshine replied to your photo “You guys remember that weird few months a while back where I kept...”
Have you blown it? Cause I feel the chance you'll summon something is pretty good.
THIS IS A CONCERN.
lesbianjackrackham replied to your photo “You guys remember that weird few months a while back where I kept...”
sam i can't believe you're not wearing that squashed key on a necklace!
I eventually got rid of it -- I make little amulets out of the stuff I find but every year on Halloween I clear them out, otherwise things get cluttered. It was helpful while it lasted, I suppose!
goldenmeme replied to your photo “You guys remember that weird few months a while back where I kept...”
Maybe it means when you get your new place you should get a dog instead of a cat? (That is incorrect, though. Cats are best. Get a cat.)
ravenreyamidala replied to your photo “You guys remember that weird few months a while back where I kept...”
you're going to get that wiener dog you want! :D
HE’S STILL IN FOSTER. There is still a chance!
lesbianjackrackham replied to your post: lesbianjackrackham: so i’ve had this headcanon ...
hey @gemsofthegalaxy I actually wrote some of it! not sure why it didn’t get reblogged lesbianjackrackham.tumb…
well geezerssssssss. i’d blame tumblr for that mishap i suppose? i think i reblogged the correct one this time.
but omg this is different than I was already imagining, like, ZOMBIES, i actually love me a good zombie outbreak fic?? and this is a very neat way to go about it.
I can't figure out how to reply to your lipstick post, but is there a Sephora near you? They have an AMAZING return policy! And the staff are usually really helpful. You can just tell them the problem, and they may even let you try stuff on in the store. You won't be able to get $2-$3 lipsticks, but one $14 that you like is totally worth it
You know, there *is* a Sephora, not super close but pretty close. (It’s close to work, actually.) And I actually have real human actual real-life friends who work there. (They’re roller derby friends, so I haven’t seen them in a while, but.) So that is a good suggestion.
I had a couple other recs that I’ll repost here just in case anyone else was wondering the same thing, but most of them do involve going to a place like Sephora.
Which, I should do that, but I hate doing that sort of thing by myself, and wahh, etcetera. Maybe though, one or two of my sisters is going to visit me in Jan or Feb next year, so I can con them into joining me. Middle-Little Sister is super into cosmetics and All Things Womanly, and maybe Eldest would be interested too since she’s now got a high-powered job. (It’s different for her, being military, of course, but you can’t tell me that military women don’t wear makeup. They just have a particularly conservative aesthetic about it, I think. I know Eldest almost always has her toenails painted, because her fingernails can’t be the crazy colors her kids love most.)
I think I bought a $20 lipstick the last time I was there. It’d be worth it, of course! how many $5 lipsticks do I own that I put on once and was like “welp that looks awful”. A lot; there’s one in my jacket pocket right now that’s a lovely dark red that goes screaming magenta on me and also, as a bonus, never ever dries and remains slightly sticky for hours. (LA Girl Matte Flat Finish, btw: Do Not Recommend unless your favored aesthetic is Mouth Breather Whose Lips Will Stick Together If She Does Not Make This Face Constantly.
Which is a look, to be sure, but not really what I was hoping for.)
Characters you’d die for: Rachel Young, Daniel Jacobi, Renee Minkowski?
Yes yes and yes altho for Widely different reasons aghfvhfre
lesbianjackrackham replied to your post “all of yall eiffels are fucking toast”
commander!!!
AGHfvghbrne I love how Charlie went for “mom?” and you picked the rank
two widely different types of Eiffel here