#lesbidey

[sheepfulsheepyard]

sheep i need to know. has anyone ever called you yard. i see it in ur profile and it feels like the name of a dark au sheep. i just cannot connect it to you

i rely solely on boost to hold down the fort of unironically calling me yard 😔 i gave up my hopes & dreams for that name once jd discovered her ability to meme it

[bipercabeth]

how dare annie try to claim the position of fan, it's clearly ME who is the emma fan around here............ ur not a real emma fan until she DMs you about animated horses

i rly said no small talk phase i am diving straight into this girl’s dms to have a mental breakdown about fictional animated horses

[bipercabeth]

red, but also orange and purple. i want you to snap. but also i want to beat you in both armed and unarmed combat to prove that i can.

red - i want to see you snap one day, you’re too nice

orange - i’m going to fistfight you and win 

purple - i’m going to have a homoerotic sword fight with you 

this is too sexy for me to argue with u. i’ll see u on the battlefield 

what color am i?

[bipercabeth]

you made me feel bad 😔 i love u. i value your strength and your steadiness. one of these days, a day i am excited for, a day that i would be blessed to see, you will exceed your own expectations. you will be greater than u ever expected. but you'll still be embarassing

JD U CANT JUST SAY THESE THINGS I’LL CRY

[whetstonefires]

i was not prepared for the universe to so align itself with my shitposting and i kinda want to pursue this bad wig and chunky old man glasses thread all the way down the rabbit hole but instead i think i will leave it at

sam winchester at some point in the spn finale montage (artist’s rendition)