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[bipercabeth]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Finally, an epilogue.

It’s the end of an era.

(Happy belated birthday to one Mister Percy Jackson.)

[taydaughter]

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

[littlelambclover]

because what if the blorbo is actually a masochist and wants a sadist?

[taydaughter]

thats just not possible

[vhagar-balerion-meraxes]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SE03E05 - “Unbowed And Unbent”

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[thatsbelievable]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[worst-roommates-ever]

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[kabaks]

Me when a man is actually charming: he's at minimum bisexual. don't lie to me

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[alvsanne]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Queen Alicent Hightower and her youngest son, Prince Daeron Targaryen

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[tropiyas]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]