Dear internet, colleges lie.
Do any of you realize how big of a lie colleges are?
It was about two years ago in my sophomore year of high school that I started receiving ads for colleges. There was this really fancy looking lodger that came from a prestigious college “inviting” me to attend their six- to eight-week summer program. Of course, being the naive little immigrant that I was, I totally expected this was a legit thing that the college sent me because it was all fancy and was printed on card stock and everything. I showed it to my mom, who glanced at it and told me that the college was trying to suck a few grand out of me.
And being the dumb teenager that I was, I didn’t listen to her. Listen to your mother’s advice, kiddos (unless it’s shit).
The next day, I happened to have a cleaning at the dentist, who, for that day, was someone that we knew, and was an acquaintance/friend (he’s one of those in-between people). Even though his parents were immigrants, he grew up in the states, so he knew the system here much better than we did. When I told him about the letter, he was shocked and basically confirmed what my mother said. If colleges want you that badly, they won’t let you pay extra.
That’s not the only thing colleges lie about. Even their statistics are bullshit. Here’s how:
Say you have 100 rising college freshmen admitted to X University. Of those 100, about 50 will drop out of school for whatever reason they have, which narrows us down to a class of 50 students, and say that all 50 of them graduate. In the college brochure, they would say something like: ‘we have a 100% graduation rate.’ In reality, it’s 100% of the 50 students, which is really only half of what the freshman class started out with.
Now, of those 50, say 45 students will find a job within the first six months after graduation. Colleges use that number in their statistics: ‘90% of our graduates find a job within the first six months.’ Well, guess what? Again, that’s kind of a lie. In reality, maybe only one person out of the 45 will find a job whose salary matches the level of their degree. Most will have part-time (and possibly full-time) jobs that have nothing to do with their degree.
It’s like when techies check out phone specs online. They may look salivating with 6gb of RAM and 16gb of storage, but when it comes to performance, it sucks.
In America, colleges are the same way. About half of the colleges and universities listed on the ‘Top 100 Universities in the World’ are American (which I have a whole other rant about), and yet, the average American is working a shitty job that has nothing to do with their degree in order to pay rent and barely scrape by. That’s why your Wal-Mart cashier has a bachelor’s in psychology and is stuck bagging groceries for $10/hr. In theory, college is great, but the application is terrible.
Fix your fucking system, America.