who is the big spoon/little spoon: elias is the big spoon, which makes gabriel happy because he is the human equivalent to a cat and just wants to be cuddled
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: getting really drunk and watching action movie marathons
who uses all the hot water in the morning: gabriel i mean what a diva
what they order from take out: gabriel would want pizza whie elias would be "we should be at least a little healthy" and get thai express
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: which movies are better than others ("inglourious basterds was the best quentin tarantino movie!" "are you kidding me? obviously pulp fiction is!")
who does most of the cleaning: elias is the manly house wife
what has a season pass in their DVR: modern family or re-runs of entourage
who controls the netflix queue: gabriel again being the little diva he is
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: elias because he wears the pants
who steals the blankets: gabriel i mean what a shithead
who leaves their stuff around: gabriel, professional shithead/diva
who remembers to buy the milk: elias, the manly house wife
who remembers anniversaries: they both do because they would never forget the best moment of each other's lives