I need to be a puppy
I need to not worry anymore. My brain is full of problems humans have. Why should I have those problems? I never asked to be human.
I need to be a puppy
If I were a puppy, I could just run around and play! Being mindless and free, not worrying about the next big thing, it would be so freeing!
I need to be a puppy
Being a puppy means I can be dumb! Being dumb is happy!! I can bark and run and jump! And be silly!! I don't need a brain if I'm a puppy!!
I need to be a puppy
Being a puppy would mean I can be obedient! I'd never disobey as a puppy! I'd be so well trained and well behaved, and I'd get treats and rewards for being a good puppy!
I need to be a puppy
If I were a puppy, I wouldn't need stupid clothes either!! Being a puppy means I could be naked and free!! And if that means my little hole is exposed to the world well, that just sounds like even more fun!!
I need to be a puppy
I need to be naked, silly, dumb, and obedient, I need to have my little puppyhole in the air ready to play whenever some bigger dog comes along to play, and I need to be happy!











