#li lore

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What did the necromancer do to you??? (ó﹏ò｡)

Are you an eternal undead lich? A bone devil? Or something even more sinister and evil...

I thiiiiink most of this got answered pretty narrowly in the li lore tag, but to make a long story short;

A unknow necromancer, refered to as necromom, reanimated a bog body without reserve and regard for any and all consequences. They didn't stick around to find out what they'd done either, for whatever reason.

Que me waking from the dead, a lich with a off-color birthday suit who used to belong to someone else, plagued by a blight cure that turnes me into a blight beast every full moon (if it's due to the moon or just coincidence, idk, but that's how I keep track of it), with no memory of a past life.

As for being undead, I wish. Maybe then I wouldn't suffer under a goopy nervous system that rings the alarm on full blast at even the tiniest discomfort, like a food not agreeing with my tummy, which happens a lot (my diet's really fun as a result x3). And no, i'm not immortal. My boney brethren have me beat on both points xP

All this to say, the evil and sinister lurkes within, and they're in an arms race to see who can knock me out first x)

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For science,

What do you fear most?

Don't mind the accumulated dust on this ask of yours, the abhorrent guts have been rioting, making it hard to think of answers for inquiries.

As for the question at hand, none of them are very unsual i fear, it's mostly a matter of tight spaces and high places (more commonly known as claustrophobia and acrophobia.)

Pray tell, what's yours? And what kind of science are you conducting?

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Hello Li!

What are you thinking about?

Hoi Void!

Been suspecting the Fates of punishing me for outing them in the story I wrote you (Was hit with a unexpected week-long flare-up of the Blight curse, followed by a side effect of the Blight that rarely happens, followed by a very random, very achy left shoulder/collarbone/idk what?? (which sucks since I'm left-handed and really need to get back to drawing x))

How about you? What's been on your mind?

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What killed you before the necromancer resurrected you?

Why did the necromancer bring you back?

What does the other side look like?

Are you still in touch with the necromancer?

What would be your preferred method for dying, when you do it again?

An unexpected ask? In my inbox?? In this economy??? Well I'll be damned :3

*clears throat*

I don't know, which is a 'common occurence in situations where the soul resurfaceses in the wrong body under off color procedures. Previous memories stay with the original body and gained traits leave with the soul.' Tl;dr, necromom presumably thought it a great idea to bring back a bog body. Exactly why that was a stupendously stupid idea, is a story for another time.

The jury's out on this, but I'm leaning hard towards hubris, because what kind of dumbass?? does?? a thing?? like this??

Like a barren forest on a foggy day. I think i heard distant barking too? 

If I was, there'd probably be fewer question marks xP

I got lots of problems bud, but a death wish ain't one of them xP

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Me dragging unsuspecting travellers into a fae contract, just because they had a taste of my delicious blueberry pie cooling on the shelf, while my back was conveniently turned away from them. (It's called friendship, I promise.)

Counterpoint; This lich's cursed, hexed and haunted as is, entering a contract with a fae might as well be considered a fun little weekend activity :P As long as there's more pie at this perfectly normal picnic, we're good to go :P

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Do you have a number for the necromancer? I've been feeling dead inside for some time now

Necromom was long gone before I even woke up, so no, def not. The medics and mages at the academy on the other hand have been good about treating some of my lichy problems (I'm pretty sure they enjoy freaky cases, sinces they always seem happy to see me.) Give them a visit, maybe they've got something.

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My friend, you look like a very cute chihuahua and not a lich.

If it’s not horribly rude, can you explain why?

It's not rude at all, it's in fact an interesting Q and something that's been on my mind quite a bit the last few months :>

So the tired chi's less a representation of my physical looks and more of a metaphorical view on my constitution, if that makes any sense. As in, i might look human..ish, but my health and innards are fragile and my energy tank's especially small.

So yeah, all this to say, the chi looks the way i generally feel. Don't get me wrong tho, I don't feel small, i'm just real tired all day, every day xP

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Would drugs work on you?

Like, meth? Or LSD? Or Salvia?? It opioids??

I don't see why not, but I'm not about to find out for sure. Tho, the thought of taking a drug and it having no effect due to the necessary whatnots being way to goopy to do anything and going 'i don't see what the fuss is about' is amusing xP