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Liam's Got Talent

If there was a show called Liam's Got Talent, it would have more episodes than Keeping Up With The Kardashians. A whole season would be dedicated to his dancing. Another to his singing. The intro to every episode would be him doing the Worm. The judge panel would be Harry, Louis, Niall, and Simon. Simon always says "it's a no from me" but Liam says his vote doesn't count. He'd have a guest each episode and allow them to ask one question, and when they ask if Larry is real he shows obvious signs of a yes but quickly brushes them off the stage in a haste. He'd wear a Batman costume every Tuesday. He'd insist everyone who speaks to him to call him Daddy, but when they do he'd say "THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!" Then you'd hear Harry at the panel yell, "OR IS IT?" And he'd end every episode with a MASSIVE thank you.