1D+5SOS

One Direction, 5 Seconds Of Summer, Larry Stylinson

[hotfryharry]

shiT

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HAPPY SIX FUCKING YEARS HOLY SHIT

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Drunk Louis be like

Hater: Fuck Harry Styles

Louis: I do, its my job, its my fucking job, you fucking loser

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Liam's Got Talent

If there was a show called Liam's Got Talent, it would have more episodes than Keeping Up With The Kardashians. A whole season would be dedicated to his dancing. Another to his singing. The intro to every episode would be him doing the Worm. The judge panel would be Harry, Louis, Niall, and Simon. Simon always says "it's a no from me" but Liam says his vote doesn't count. He'd have a guest each episode and allow them to ask one question, and when they ask if Larry is real he shows obvious signs of a yes but quickly brushes them off the stage in a haste. He'd wear a Batman costume every Tuesday. He'd insist everyone who speaks to him to call him Daddy, but when they do he'd say "THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!" Then you'd hear Harry at the panel yell, "OR IS IT?" And he'd end every episode with a MASSIVE thank you.

[constihl]

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Interviewer (to Calum and Michael): Which one of you guys is the jokester of the band?

Michael: We kinda share that really

Louis and Harry in the distance, in unison: My Larry senses are tingling

[justchavvy]

I don’t know how I lived without this picture

[mymumisastalker]

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I can't stOP LAUGHING

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HOLY CAKE

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What do you mean, that's just Harry's face on Pepe's body? I see no difference between the two.

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I don't know what I did, but I like it very much.

[iamffleur]

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Louis: STOP HAVING CURLY HAIR

Harry: You're not my dad

Louis: But I'm your daddy

Harry: ...

Louis: ...

Harry: Okay you win this time

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ABOUT TIME HE GIVES SOME DAMN INFORMATION TO GO OFF OF.

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Michael: Hey calum, like my new hair? It's chartreuse.

Calum: I love high school musical.

Michael: No not Sharpay, chartreuse.

Calum: Oh, like that weird wrinkley dog?

Michael: Fucking hell not shar-pei CHAR-TROOOOS

Calum: The shit kinda color is that?

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Just imagine 5/5 at Boot camp at like two in the morning

*5/5 sitting in a circle on the floor talking about how bored they are*

Liam: I'm so massively bored.

Harry: Hey guys I have an idea.

Liam: What is it mate?

Louis: *growls*

Harry: We should compare our willy sizes!

All: YAYYY!

Zayn: *stands up*

Niall: Where ya goin'?

Zayn: *returns with a laptop and five rulers*

All: *looks around winking at each other*

~~~15 MINUTES LATER~~~

Louis: Damn Harry, who knew you were that big? I mean I obviously didn't that's ri- *pauses* dick *pauses* -ulous how would I, of all people, know your willy was that *gets lost and stares at Harry's willy* huge and luxuriously curly...

Liam: Nice try mate.

Louis: Dammit.

Liam: But he's right, Harry, it is pretty MASSIVE.

Niall: HARRY'S? YOU HAVE A BLOODY PAYNOCANDA OVER THERE IT WOULD GO IN YOUR ARSE AND OUT YOUR MOUTH.

Louis: And your's would barely go in the arse...

Niall: *agrees*

Harry: I think we all know where this is going...

All: *looks around at each other, Louis with a hopeful smile*

Harry: *stands up and leaves*

Harry: *returns with five bananas and passes them out*

Harry: All those willies made me a bit pecker-- peckish. Hungry, hungry.

All: *eats their bananas in silence*

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I'm sorry, Calum. I can't here you over the size of your ego.

Michael Clifford, 5SOS