Dec 28, 2024
I hope your christmas was holly and jolly this year!! I haven't paid much attention to these babies recently but be sure they're still decorating the damn tree🎄
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I hope your christmas was holly and jolly this year!! I haven't paid much attention to these babies recently but be sure they're still decorating the damn tree🎄
Via Meredith Stepien's Instagram Story (August 10th, 2023) *Darren Edit
Thank you so much for everything! @battlefortrash ! 💛
I think a character called Liam White being on the Wayward Guide podcast via a phone call is my favourite easter egg yet.
*singing* yeaaaeeeeaaahhh yeeeeaaaeeaahhh yeeeaaaaahhhh
LIAM’S GOT A BIRTHDAY
happy birthday to liam white! an underrated legend!
(these are the only good photos i have)
hope he has a great day!
Okay so I have a headcanon that Spencer and Graham meet Paul, Artie and Liam (Paul's roommate if you don't know/remember) at like comic con or some sort of convention and then become friends so uhh here's some incorrect quotes because why not
Spencer: You're a loose cannon, Paul
Paul: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Liam: I think you play by your own rules
Artemis: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken
Spencer: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon
Paul: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Graham is a loose cannon
Graham: *smashes a chair*
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Graham: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why
Liam: Only if you also don't ask why
Liam: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick
Graham:
Liam:
Graham: This one is fine
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Artemis, banging on the door: Graham! Open up!
Graham: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Paul: No, she meant-
Spencer: Let him finish
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Liam: There are seven chairs and ten people. What do you do?
Spencer: Have everyone stand
Artemis: Bring three more chairs!
Paul: The most important ones can sit down
Graham: Kill three
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Artemis: Is having a penis fun?
Paul: It has its ups and downs
Graham: Sometimes it’s a little hard
Liam: It’s a pain in the ass
Spencer: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Paul: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Graham: I'm a knife
Spencer, from across the room: They're the little spoon
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Paul: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Graham: What's that?
Paul: You've never had leftovers???
Graham: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Liam: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Spencer: I am not a weenie!
Paul: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises his drink*
Spencer: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Graham: You tell ‘em, Spencer! *sips his drink*
Spencer: Graham, what’re you doing here?
Graham: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays
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Spencer: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Paul will and will not eat.
Graham: Grass? Yes!
Spencer: Moss? Yes!!
Graham: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Spencer: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Graham: Worms? Sometimes!
Spencer: Rocks? Usually nah.
Graham: Twigs? Usually!
Spencer: Liam's cooking? Inconclusive!
Artemis: How did you… test this?
Spencer: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it
Artemis: ... I don’t know how to feel about this
Liam: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Paul to Artie later: look being a half werewolf does things to you
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Graham: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Artemis: You’re a hazard to society
Liam: And a coward. DO TWENTY!
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Spencer, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Graham, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Paul, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Artemis, trembling: What are we playing
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Artemis: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Paul: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Spencer: I got distracted about halfway through
Graham: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Spencer: It’s dark in here
Paul: Don’t worry dude I got this
Paul: *Stomps his feet*
Paul: *Skechers light up*
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Paul: Graham isn’t answering his phone
Spencer: I’ll call
Artemis: Paul and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Graham: Hello?
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Graham: Hey, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Spencer: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Graham: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Artie
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Paul to Artemis: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Paul and Artemis, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Graham: Our turn, Spencer! One, two, three- vanilla!
Spencer, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Liam: Why are Spencer and Graham sitting with their backs to each other?
Artemis: They had a fight
Liam: Then why are they holding hands?
Artemis: They get sad when they fight
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Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Paul: Plane tickets?
Liam: Concert tickets?
Graham: Prostitution?
Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Graham: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Spencer: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Graham: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PAUL WITH ME
Artemis, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Graham: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Artemis, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Graham: BLOCKED
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Spencer: You have to apologize to Artemis
Graham: Fine.
Graham: 'Unfuck you' or whatever
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Spencer: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Paul:
Artemis:
Liam:
Everyone Else At Spencer's Surprise Birthday Party:
Graham: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first
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[The group, playing DND, are in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Paul: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Spencer: You're in a prison cell
Artemis: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Spencer: You're in a prison cell with bars on it
Graham: I got a 1!
Spencer: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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Artemis: Welcome, idiots
Spencer: Hello, Artemis
Artemis: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Spencer: You underestimate me
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Paul: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Spencer: If?
Graham: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die!
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Store Worker: Would a Ms Schue-Horyn please come to the front desk?
Artemis, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Paul and Liam: I believe they belong to you?
Paul and Liam, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Artemis: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Paul: Liam... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Liam: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned
Paul:
Paul: I wrote sanitize, Liam
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Graham, after Artemis and Paul were complaining about APN: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground
Artemis: I'll show you where my desk is. You can start there
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Graham: What's the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... fiddle-dee-dee.
Liam: Fool me once, and I'll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Paul: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
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Graham: Back in uni I once self medicated with a mix of NyQuil and DayQuil called QuilTM in the hopes it would manage my undiagnosed ADHD
Paul: And did that actually work?
Graham: Spencer tells me I wasn't much different than usual but, between you and me, I don't remember my entire sophomore year
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Graham: I'll whoop their ass.
Spencer: Wait, don't! That's Artemis!
Graham: Wait, is it?
Graham: I mean, I'm still gonna do it, but is it?
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Liam: Wow, Graham. I like seeing you get all feisty
Graham: That's the Graham way
Spencer: I thought the Graham way was a toasted bagel with grape jelly?
Graham: That's the Graham breakfast way
some more very old photos i found
Liam: You call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Paul: Making four accounts, bro
Liam: Bro.