Wayward Guide for the Incorrect Eye

Ethan || they/he || 19 || The Irons deserved better || please submit quotes!!

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Madison: I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It's not illegal. They can't arrest you. Go and be free.

[buggborn]

he....

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Henry, looking at Paul's x-ray: Hmmm it's just what I was afraid of.

Paul: What?

Henry: Skeletons.

[troutspear]

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Truman: So what's the actual plan here?

Silas: It's simple. Fuck around, find out.

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Jeramiah: Come on, Artemis, I can be down with the kids!

Jeramiah: *clears throat*

Jeramiah: What's on fleek today my homies? We all want to yeet today to the max right?

Artemis: Oh sweet lords.

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Artemis: lol look at that idiot...

Maddie: *waves*

Artemis: wait... that’s MY idiot!

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Sybilus: Actually, all my systems nervous.

[itmustbegreattobecalledtheitgir]

I said I’d do it on the livestream chat, so here it is. Artemis and Madison as children. Click it for better quality

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Paul, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem officer?

Helen: get the fuck out of my car

[starship2011-deactivated2024061]

They. . .

[robinchirpsart]

I’m obsessed with them they love their daughter so much

[awigglycultist]

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Truman: I have made a progeny.

Desmond: You've ruined a perfectly good human is what you've done. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Donny: What's your street name?

Jeremiah: Lil Clergy!

Donny: We have a street called Lil Clergy??

[incorrectwaywardguide]

Paul, lying the next to sleeping Sybilus: Nice.

Sybilus, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Paul*

Paul: NICE

[awigglycultist]

Jeremiah: I dedicate my life to our lord and savior jeues christ and this is the thanks I get