#liam yes

[mayflydecember]

liam no

[fluffiesandfangs]

The Night of Great Anime Bullshit

The encounter consisted of

2 minotaurs,

a large purple worm,

4 paladins of Pelor,

and a single angel of Pelor.

Through a series of unfortunate events, Liam finds himself hurtling towards the ground from 17,000 feet up. Rather than planning on how to save Liam from his long fall with a short stop, the party conspired the following anime-esque bullshit:

 Liam hurdles towards the ground, crackling in dark lightening.

 30 attack vs Reflex

Brandishing his sword, Liam crashes downward into the angel of Pelor, stabbing the hovering ethereal being with thunderous cracks of dark energy such that his sword passed completely through the angel’s skull.

 27 attack vs Fortitude

After burning 2 action points, Jad summons a furious gust of wind laden with embers and angst, throwing Liam through the air. Liam channels the powers bestowed upon his God, such that evil energy rushes over the blade to transform the edge into a grim reaper scythe.

 NATURAL FUCKING 20

Liam hefts the crackling energy scythe up beyond his shoulder, then swings it forward in a feral scream borne of terror, adrenaline, and lucid anticipation. The scythe collides with the purple worm at the crux of the evil blade, cutting through the worm from tip to tail. The worm’s bisected halves fall away like macabre wings in a shower of viscera and dark lightening.

The party was screaming the whole time.

[cathuniverse]

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[fluffiesandfangs]

Coldwater: I’m a vampire. I feel no heat nor cold.

Liam: Or humor.

[13aug]

so my friend casually offered me a record deal today while i was baking and i was like "?????"