#poor liam

[danaes-silver-hammer]

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Q: at the Pony unfortunately somebody threw a beer on [Noel] and your guitar, and Liam seems very, y'know, protective.

Noel: Does he?

Bonehead: (laugh) he'd be the first one running if the geezer come on stage!

Noel: Yeah man, he'd be scarpering, d'you know what I mean?

Bonehead: It's alright with them fat geezers at the front, with like security on the front, he's right behind them. But if the geezer jumps on stage he'd be off! (...)

Noel: He'd be out of there, man.

Q: Well, he could've fooled me. I thought he was being "protective of my brother..."

Noel: Oh he's a great actor.

Bonehead: It looks good, pretty convincing. He convinced me, I thought, "wow, yeah, geezer"

Noel: He will get an Oscar one day, I'm sure.

Bonehead: I can see him in films, definitely.

Noel: Yeah. Porno films or summat.

Bonehead: Yeah, porno films. The shortest porno film you've ever seen.

Noel: Yeah, "Billy Pump Squirt"

— Noel and Bonehead, Westwood One Radio, March 6 1995

[noelyxu]

What about noel scaring liam just as an excuse to sleep together, mmm what about that

[neves-trouble]

For the love of God somebody get him some champagne

Bonus:

[thisisreal-right]

They spend the rest of the drive with the windows cracked, radio bumping, hands hardly brushing on the center console. Times like these help Liam understand why he does stupid things, like swallowing the pit of the cherry just to taste the left overs from Theo’s lips. He reaches out with his pinky, hooks it around Theo’s. Feels hot. Turns his head to the window and sings to the song bleeding out the speakers. 

Theo doesn’t look at him but he doesn’t move away either. 

[mysterylilycheeta]

Liam: What, did you do? Xaden: Alright, but you can't be mad at us Liam: What. Did. You. Do? Violet: Okay, first of all, we were minding our own business Liam: BULLSHIT Xaden and Violet: WE WERE!

[shortiepinocco]

an episode of tom & jerry but it's liam & louis ver. 🐭😺

the first 5 min:

5 mins after teaming up for a common goal:

at the end trying to reconcile:

Liam: bff again? 😃🤗

Lou: NO 😇

[renamachtans]

— Franco pls?

— BUT WE'VE JUST GOT HIM

[lifeisatrial]

Another Noel-Liam Character Thesis Statement buried in a song ostensibly about a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Who Is Electric (and makes him want to be electric too):

And I want you to know, I've got my mind made up now But I need more time