Me, watching Liam crashout on Twitter: Noel, your post-tour present for him better be so good. It better be a new Oasis stadium rock album, an acoustic EP of Songs About Liam, a 24 karat blood diamond Claddagh ring, and, I dunno, the preserved pubes of John Lennon inside a glass case or something. Preferably also a custody and visitation schedule with Debbie.












