#liamah

[cantankeroustrolls]

SHIT LIAMAH SAYS, AUDIBLY

I GOT SELF CONSCIOUS SO @anontrolls DARED ME

You knoww I invvented half a these algorithms? Yeah, half a the shit runnin’ this fuckin’ dungheap of a station. And noww look at me, wwasting my talents babysittin’ small time smugglers and the vvery machinery I built the thinksponges for. There wwas a time, oh there wwas a time I wwas a force to be reckoned wwith. Gill, I kneww secrets that’d make your hair curl.

And you think this “promotion” wwas somethin’ other than an insult? Do you? Wwhale you’d be right. They havve no idea wwhat they’vve done sendin’ me out here. I knoww an opportunity wwhen I sea it.

Wwaleclam to Alternian Interstellar Outpost Six, wwhere my sole joy in life is makin’ shit-fuckin’-assed nautical puns to shitbloods.

Oh my cod my throat’s krillin’ me. Fuckin’- Russ? Russ? The fuck you come from the help’s good? Yeah, don’t gotta be screamed at to do shit? Fuckin’- find me more a you. Yeah, that’s an order.

and now my voice is RUINED for the night goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[cantankeroustrolls]

[6/20/16 9:48:42 PM] [S] Pepe: thames is a generally charismatic dude! [6/20/16 9:49:11 PM] [S] Pepe: he just like finds justifications for shitty things he does [6/20/16 9:49:20 PM] [S] Pepe: no matter how shitty [6/20/16 9:49:27 PM] [S] Pepe: and no matter how bad he actually feels about it [6/20/16 9:49:49 PM] [S] Pepe: its Right because he is a Righteous Person

ETA: contrast thames with liamah, who never feels guilt for the things she does because other people dont register as real or meaningful to her. she is her own justification. she is doing it. that makes it ok. the shitty things thames does are ok because he is doing it for a righteous cause.

[aio6]

¥ for Izzy and Proper? ^^

(these are @liamah yall)

IZZY

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Mmmm~~ he’s got those nice muscles, at least, and I gotta lovve a tall man. That hair, though, reelly? and his horns are plain ridiculous >:THe’s got such a swweet face though.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10If he’d quit grovvelling at evvery opportunity, he’d be a nine!! I mean I like I lovve my warmbloods a bit submissivve, but enough is enough, buoy!

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10I guess. I mean, those muscles are preeetty swweet.

Would they date them: yes | noI’m pretty sure he’d do wwhatevver I asked and that is such a turn on!

Favorite thing about them: Howw eager to please he is!!

Least favorite thing about them: He don’t stand up straight! You’re hidin’ yourself awway!

PROPER

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10They cute af. Lovve dem long-ass fangs an’ their makeup is sooo on point! That pun is, by the wway, totally intended.Then they got that acrobattler bod, buuut... metal limbs. Unfor-tuna-te.Great fashion sense, though. Lovve me some midriff.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Cod, wwhat a self-important shitblood. You ain’t in charge, swweetie. Learn your coddamn place.

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Do I get to ignore their personality? ‘cause cod damn howw long havve I wwanted to get wwith a contorturer??

Would they date them: yes | noThey need some breakin’ in, but I think I could make it work.

Favorite thing about them: Those cute fangs and the way they do their lipstick! Clevver lil thing, they are.

Least favorite thing about them: They are so self-important! You’re cute an’ all, but cod. Glub aboat annoyin’.

[aio6]

¥ a~and an ID for over here, if you're taking hypotheticals? 8D

#i tried

liamah is gross, russel dislikes talking

LIAMAH

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Wwoah buddy, gotta love them comballet bodies!! Those muscles, the way they movve, UGH yessss :DDDUnfor-tuna-etly, gotta dock some points for fashion sense, horn upkeep, and those blemishes. Hel-lo, even shitbloods can afford oil!!!Oh oh oh! and his skin is so delectable. Pale lil grubling, d’awww. It makes him look so delicate :3

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10He’s so glubbin’ cute!!!

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Oh, my cod. Givve him to me.

Would they date them: yes | noSeariously, is he taken?

Favorite thing about them: That way he has a turnin’ a phrase! Eelmao idk if that’s the right wword, but howw he talks is super adorbs :)))

Least favorite thing about them: I don’t like to focus on the negativve, swweetiegrub, buuuuut... those moles :’(There’s gotta be a wway to fix those, right?

RUSSEL

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10I w-n’t deny, the man’s fit.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10He’s a t-uch friv-l-us and apparently incapable -f spelling. -ther than than, he’s generally un-bjecti-nable.

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Again, he’s fit.

Would they date them: yes | noI d-n’t believe I c-uld handle him in anything m-re than small d-ses.

Favorite thing about them: He c-mpletes his tasks.

Least favorite thing about them: He uses entirely t-- many w-rds t- make a p-int.

[aio6]

[superciliousUndertow has begun trolling @aristocraticautocrat]

SU: Dear sir slash madam slash wwhatebber:

SU: Wwe’vve got suspicions a you stealin’ stuffs an’ this is your ““““courtesy call”””” tellin’ you to knock it the eff off.

SU: Lovve and kisses, the AIA.

[aio6]

[There’s a photo of a severely atrophied helmsman, the front of the flightsuit drenched in something unpleasant and sticky-looking.]

I wwaited to malfunction and puke on myshellf unkrill there wwas no one around but the captain to clean me up!!!!

#helmsman shaming #wwhere the fuck that rustblood a mine at? #O RITE #fuckin #NOWWHERE 2 B FOUND!!!!!!!! #scrod dammit #scrod damn EVVERYFIN

[aio6]

--superciliousUndertow [US] began trolling lamentablyLarcenous [LL]!--

Oi, Kingfisher, I’ma send some pics your way and you’re gonna tell me what you fuckin’ sea.

You there, guppy?

@belltrolls [closed rp]