#liamodoyle

[moocha-muses]

"Uncle Chuck?"

"I'm sorry if I made things weird. It's just, um, I haven't dated a lot since college started, and my hormones feel like they're finally balanced the way they should be-"

"-and you're really handsome. Your shoulders are amazing-"

"Hah, yeah, I guess so-"

"Just, uh. Don't get too fucking carried away, kiddo."

"Uh-huh! Sure."

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"Huh. That was fucking, uh, something - did you dad see that?"

"He went outside after one of the cats."

"Thank fucking god. Mhm. Good. Kid. Liam. You know I like women, right?"

"I thought you didn't like anyone?"

"Well, yeah, but if I was going, uh. With anyone. It would be-"

"But I'm so cute? Isn't that enough? Don't you think that kind of preference is mutable? Sims change and grow in all kinds of directions all the time. Just look at me!"

"I am looking at you, kiddo. And I am vividly remembering the last time I changed your diaper."

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"You've still got the moves, Uncle Chuck!"

"That's nice of you to say, kid-"

"Um, what exactly are you two-"

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"-wrote down a whole list of names but none of them feel right-"

"Gods, this is classic Dad."

"W-what?"

"Okay, so - Keek, you remember this - back when I was knocked up with you, Grandpa Dan told us you were going to be a boy. "

"Oh, I do remember that-"

"So we decided we'd call you Liam. But then you actually came out and you looked like a girl to us so we had to scramble for a new name."

"Liam-"

"And now it's twenty-one fucking years later and it turns out you are a boy. Which. Classic Dad."

"Liam! Huh."

"I always liked that name."

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"We're just fooling around, Daddy. Can't a nibling hug their uncle without it being weird?"

"Oh, well, um. It's always nice to see you two getting along?"

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"Okay, so Kiki's got this whelk pin, right, Kiki-"

"Um. Yes."

"It's fine. I mean, I guess it was dumb of me to expect you to not spill to my dads when it was a health and safety thing-"

"-kid, I can keep a secret."

"No, really, I'm not mad at all. Actually-"

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"Remember, Dodo, don't actually touch me - achoo!"

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"-also, I did want to see if you needed any money? Because we do have a lot, and we'll just spend it on the cats-"

"Oh, from the cooking contest? I - we were wondering about the eel sorbet-"

"Oh? I could make you some to take back to campus, but you need very specialized equipment-"