"You've still got the moves, Uncle Chuck!"
"That's nice of you to say, kid-"
"Um, what exactly are you two-"
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"You've still got the moves, Uncle Chuck!"
"That's nice of you to say, kid-"
"Um, what exactly are you two-"
"mmmmm"
"Morning, pumpkin."
"Morning. What should we have for breakfast?"
"I'm still kind of in the mood for eggs and avocado."
"*giggle*"
"What's so funny?"
"I remember how you used to eat cereal straight out of the box and follow it with milk right out of the carton. I've domesticated you."
"Everyone's got their temp character sheets?"
"Yes, GM."
"Great. Cool. So, for the listening audience and also these losers, who I never tell shit, today we're playing we're playing an Attorney RPS. The four of you are gonna be split up into teams. Kiki, you and Jojo are the prosecution. Dunk and Emmett are playing defense. You have two minutes to decide who's the lawyer and who's the detective, and then I'll tell you about the accused."
"But I want to be on the same team with Dunnie?"
"Yeah, and I want to play with my beautiful husband."
"Can I play with Akira? I'm pretty sure Em's going to go rogue."
"Um, I don't mind playing with Jyoti, but I'll play with whoever-"
"No, no, and no. Kiki, you're my favorite. Everyone else, quit whining."
"Ugh, fine. Dunnie and I are professional performers, so I think we should be the lawyers-"
"I'm a performer, too? I have a television show-"
"-wrote down a whole list of names but none of them feel right-"
"Gods, this is classic Dad."
"W-what?"
"Okay, so - Keek, you remember this - back when I was knocked up with you, Grandpa Dan told us you were going to be a boy. "
"Oh, I do remember that-"
"So we decided we'd call you Liam. But then you actually came out and you looked like a girl to us so we had to scramble for a new name."
"Liam-"
"And now it's twenty-one fucking years later and it turns out you are a boy. Which. Classic Dad."
"Liam! Huh."
"I always liked that name."
"-Liam seemed very . . . affectionate? With Charlie? And I know he's an adult, and they can take care of themselves, but-"
"I think our kid knows his uncle (yeah; it's weird, I agree that it's weird) well enough not to get his heart broken over him. This is probably one of those 'hot for teacher' moments, you know? When you fall for your cool, sexy older mentor? Like how I fell for you all over again when you taught me how to stir-fry tofu."
"You did?"
"Uh-huh. I nearly lost my cool watching you get all authoritative about woks and scallions and shit-"
"We're just fooling around, Daddy. Can't a nibling hug their uncle without it being weird?"
"Oh, well, um. It's always nice to see you two getting along?"
"Okay, so Kiki's got this whelk pin, right, Kiki-"
"Um. Yes."
"It's fine. I mean, I guess it was dumb of me to expect you to not spill to my dads when it was a health and safety thing-"
"-kid, I can keep a secret."
"No, really, I'm not mad at all. Actually-"
"Voooo! Gerbits!"