#librarian rage

[slowdownandenjoythebubbles]

Me at work: "If this hoe takes that sweater off one more god damn time I'm going to throw my cocoa on her."

I hate when patrons camp out all fucking day at the table in front of my desk. Literally there from 12-7:30. Wtf could you be studying??? Who has to move every 10 minutes??? Be like the rest of America and give people space!

[ihaveafundamentalproblem]

Librarians still exist, dammit!

Today, I went to go and view an apartment I want to rent (I’m leaving the converted hotel, finally!) and the landlord looked at my occupation and said, ‘librarians still exist? I don’t understand how you can do that .’ FML.

Yes folks, we still exist, and that is how your google things remain accurate because WE DO ALL THE FACT CHECKING. So the next time you’re on the internet and looking for a book, and it’s freely available, thank your librarian/information professional!

I don’t know if I should rent from this guy now 😐

[optimisticpieceofstring]

BLASTING “bulls on parade” on my way to work, at the local Library

[chujo-hime]

i s2g people who keep tagging their fic as Sam/Steve or Bucky/Natasha when it's really Steve/Bucky are going to be the source of my supervillain origin story

[eviloverlibrarian]

I am so over this contracts shit

i am eating chocolate, drinking unfortunately unspiked coffee and watching a tom hiddleston video angrily.

[eviloverlibrarian]

SO FUCKING OVER THIS, DIGITAL COMMONS

YOU DON'T ACCEPT YOUR OWN THESAURUS, NOW YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE WORD "DISSERTATION" AND NOW YOU'RE ALL HURT BECAUSE I SPELLED CLINICAL RESEARCH AND EDUCATION CORRECTLY.

[the-best-parts]

In between fits of LIBRARIAN RAGE

...I actually really love my job.

Working a reference transaction to its best possible conclusion is by far one of the most satisfying experiences I can count as my own.

And it's a totally different feeling than that smug satisfaction I get when a patron tells me the stapler is out of staples when really it's not.

Boom. Stapler know-how.

[eviloverlibrarian]

We are having a reference meeting in 15 minutes

where we will all repeat the same shit we said in the all librarian meeting to about 4 fewer people.

because that's a productive use of everyone's time.