#stapler problems

[the-best-parts]

In between fits of LIBRARIAN RAGE

...I actually really love my job.

Working a reference transaction to its best possible conclusion is by far one of the most satisfying experiences I can count as my own.

And it's a totally different feeling than that smug satisfaction I get when a patron tells me the stapler is out of staples when really it's not.

Boom. Stapler know-how.