Sep 23, 2017
Suggested responses to "You work in a library? You must love books!"
"I don't love books. I only like them as a friend."
"What, those paper things? That's what they're called? Huh, learn something new everyday!"
"I despise books with every fibre of my being. My soul lightens when books leave this building and I hope they never return. Alas, they do, and so my world darkens again."
"I've been so afraid to say it, but now you've given me the confidence to confess to it. Everyone! I. Love. BOOKS!"
"Yes, my family are deeply ashamed of me."
"I do. What do you do? Oh, you're a doctor? You must really love stethoscopes!"
"Oh no, I don't love books, plural. Just this one. Farenheit 451. He's so hot. We're thinking a summer wedding."
