Nov 29, 2024
Shout out to @lifelineau and amazing @birrdies who runs it!! It's so entertaining and mysterious!
@lifelineau + @birrdies !!!
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Shout out to @lifelineau and amazing @birrdies who runs it!! It's so entertaining and mysterious!
@lifelineau + @birrdies !!!
[MAJOR spoilers for SlashMagpie’s LifeLine AU]
LLAU is so wild to me because like
“People don’t just come around here for a vacation. How’d you get here?”
“Well I was out in deep space for my job when my ship went down and I was attacked by body-snatching aliens. But I lived with help from a guy. Then I was rescued. Then the ship was attacked by body-snatching aliens. Then I blew myself and the aliens up and into a black hole to save the world from the same fate.”
“Well that’s a blatant lie because none of that exists so here’s a slightly more believable story: My parents were killed by demons so I ran and accidentally opened up a portal to another dimension using blood magic and shoved my brother through and then forgot to jump through! Then I spent the next years of my life at an orphanage. Then I spent the next years of my life trying to escape the orphanage. Then I spent then next month of my life avenging my parents with the help of a friend and burnt down my hometown using a magical eternal flame that I got for my shoes and then jumped through a portal and ended up here.”
“Uhhhhhhhh???? But demons and magic don’t EXIST?!”
“UHHHHH WELL ALIENS and SPACE and BLACK HOLES DON’T EXIST?!”
“You’re crazy”
“You’re crazier!!!!”
“oh hey BY THE WAY you said you don't believe in magic. What the fuck was that?!”
“Uhhhhh?! Radiation poisoning?! Obviously?!”
“No fuck you that’s magic?!”
“Fuck you back the captain of a ship told me it’s negative radiation?!”
“?!?!?”
meanwhile, Etho, a man of science, to the extent that he spent years of his life trying to figure out why his blood could heal something in an instant, just gets told by LITERAL GOD that what he spent so long trying not to call “magic” has just been space rocks in his blood the entire time
And also Tango REALLY dislikes Impulse
And also Tango wants Impulse to suffer
And also Tango wants Impulse to pay
And also Tango wants Impulse to go through the same pain he did
Meanwhile Captain BdoubleO crashed the ship on purpose
And also Tango REALLY wants to kill Bdubs but he's told he can’t because he’s told that if he kills Bdubs, then he kills the universe, and wasn’t that what Tango spent so long trying to save?
And also Cleo just split the ground in half and made a deal threatened God until she got what she wanted and HOLY FUCK GUNSHOTS IN WALMART?!? WHO’S CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO oh. hi, captain of the Hermethius. Been a wild month, yeah? Month. A month. Yeah, a month. No, a month. Hold up wait you said SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS?! That… explains a lot.
Also just
“Hey guys do we have a doctor?”
“Etho’s a doctor.”
“Etho hasn’t been a doctor in seven hundred years.”
“I actually haven’t been a doctor in fourteen billion years”
“Etho was actually a doctor two weeks ago so.”
“Yeah that logic checks out. Etho’s a doctor!”
“Etho is NOT a doctor his medical license was suspended YEARS ago due to medical malpractice.”
“Oh my god. That makes so much sense.”
“Hey why do we have guns in Walmart? Is there someone we plan on pointing it at?”
“Yeah the fucking Walmart.”
“Yeah the fucking— WHAT?!”
“Yeah Ren the fucking dog in the fucking Walmart.”
“Ren the OH MY GOD REN?! WHY IS REN HERE?”
“Idk man but this was all obviously a setup”
“Not at all.”
“yeah bro I just saved him from spacing out and talking to ghosts”
“It was very traumatic”
“Guys this is the cheese aisle in a WALMART need I remind you.”
@lifelineau !! Incredibly cool project. It's such fun to try and stitch meaning together from all the different elements, and I'm so intrigued to see where it might go
@lifelineau !!!
yells that lifeline au is perfect! holy smokes!! would kanaya be colby?
omgomg, i was thinking that kanaya would be captain aya, and not just because their names sounds similar,,, but sort of because that too,,
and like, sollux, terezi and maybe gamzee would be the crew members?