#lifespent

[kingofkegs]

@lifespent replied to your post: None of my friends let me cook for them and this...

You can cook for me I guess but you should also know that I hate anything that’s even remotely good for me.

I’ll make it taste good so you won’t even know it’s good for you! Trust me!

[flamboyantxgoth-blog]

@lifespent

Has already opened up the vodka and is sipping it with a god damn silly straw. Totally not a good day for him.

“Life sucks.”

[malcficio]

@lifespent

“I just don’t see how a space colony is a bad idea. Mass genocide is  terrible, my people did go through the same and we were sent off. Which  is why i’m here in the first place. All things considered I was the only survivor  of the ‘Earth colony’ of my people.. so I can see how a colony for yours in  space would end in such disator.”

[bibledaddy-blog]

lifespent replied to your post: Dinner ideas?

Make some fuckin fishsticks, dude.

I have to make the kids a real dinner but I can make you some fishsticks, if you want.

[doessquats-blog]

lifespent liked your post: Like for a late night starter!

“ Bro, can’t believe you and Mary bet money on me. I was known for being the King of keg stands in college... “

[bibledaddy-blog]

lifespent replied to your post: I’m really craving sweets right now so I’m going...

What a champ. Godspeed.

The children and my wife are asleep, no one needs to know what happens when I’m alone, okay.

[houseofswords-archived]

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Straker didn’t so much as glance up at the man’s approach, though he could hear the heavy crunch of his footsteps. The next card went down with a slap.

Knight of swords... interesting.

Ah, but he was out of space. He would have to end the reading there. Perhaps a message from the powers that be—or he just needed a bigger table.

“Good evening,” he said at last, looking up from his work to scan the stranger’s face. Or perhaps not such a stranger after all. He’d seen that sort of hopeless look before. Broken, like a machine robbed of its purpose. He looked back down at the card again.

Very interesting.

“Or morning, perhaps I should say. This, mon amie, is gris-gris.” He gestured. “It says on the sign. I take it you are unfamiliar with the concept?”

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@lifespent

“Sorry mate, is anybody using this chair?”

“All the ones over by the telly’re taken. Or have... questionable stains.”