#lightningnymph

[spidersanctuary]

It takes all sorts

[19:21:21] Nymphia: If it likes you it's less likely to seriously maim you!

[19:21:37] Ban: If it likes you it might let its guard down for you to seriously maim it

[semiramis-audron]

Sparring Log

It seems like GabrielJibril and Chanoch are about to have a fight in their imaginations.

18:47

GabrielJibril knocked her opponent off his feet, but Chanoch managed to grab the offender and pull her down at the last moment.

18:48

Chanoch performed a three-hit combo in only two moves. Wow, he's good!

18:48

GabrielJibril poised a cryptic riddle. Chanoch tripped over his own feet while being deep in thought.

18:49

A booming voice from above said, 'Punch.'

Inspired by the voice of his god, Chanoch gives his enemy a very hard time. GabrielJibril whimpers and offers a short prayer to her deity.

Chanoch whispered a rumor about GabrielJibril to someone in the stands. GabrielJibril stomped her foot in frustration and broke her heel.

18:50

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Kick.' ☣

Feeling the presence of her goddess, GabrielJibril rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

Chanoch begged for a break, so GabrielJibril broke his nose.

18:50

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Heal.'

Chanoch raised his arms, and called on the fearsome power of his god. There was an awkward pause while nothing was happening.

18:51

Something in the clouds roared, 'Smite.'

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Restore.' ☣

GabrielJibril fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Chanoch fights like a cow.

18:52

Chanoch observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. The Meta is on the watch!

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Fight.' ☣

GabrielJibril rubbed some salt onto Chanoch's wounds.

18:52

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Kick.'

Something in the clouds roared, 'Heal.' ☣

While GabrielJibril was fixing a spelling error in her diary, Chanoch crept up from behind and whacked her over the head.

18:53

GabrielJibril felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

GabrielJibril threw a good jab. Chanoch got a brand new shiner.

18:54

A booming voice from above said, 'Heal.'

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Punch.' ☣

Feeling the presence of her goddess, GabrielJibril rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

Chanoch landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into GabrielJibril's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.

18:54

A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds GabrielJibril. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Lightningnymph is feeling tranquil today.

GabrielJibril inflicted serious damage with her sharp sense of humor.

18:55

Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Chanoch. GabrielJibril cried in jealous pain.

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Heal.'

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch glanced at his watch and tried not to look bored. GabrielJibril's feelings were hurt.

18:56

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Punch.'

GabrielJibril struck as hard as she could. Chanoch fell head over heels for her.

18:56

A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. The Meta is not sparing himself.

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Kick.' ☣

Chanoch was showing off some backflips. GabrielJibril got jealous, decided to have a go and landed on her head.

18:57

A booming voice from above said, 'Puch.'

GabrielJibril told the funniest joke in the world. Chanoch cracked a rib laughing.

18:58

Something in the clouds roared, 'Destroy.'

Chanoch gave GabrielJibril a look that could kill, but it only hurt her a little.

18:58

Chanoch observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. The Meta is on the watch!

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Punch.' ☣

Unsure of what to do next, GabrielJibril took a moment to ask herself, “What would my goddess do?”, before deciding to wander off and play a multiplayer game parody for a bit.

18:59

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Strike.'

A booming voice from above said, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch struck as hard as he could. GabrielJibril fell head over heels for him.

19:00

GabrielJibril pointed and yelled “Look! A distraction!” When Chanoch turned around, GabrielJibril hit him over the head with her weapon.

19:00

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch threw a punch. GabrielJibril caught it with her face.

19:01

Something in the clouds roared, 'Kick.' ☣

GabrielJibril handed her foe a jar of pickles, complaining it was too hard to open. Chanoch's thumb was sprained, resulting in minor damage.

19:02

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Defend.' ☣

Chanoch stamped on his opponent's big toe and caused GabrielJibril to angrily hop on one foot.

19:02

A booming voice from above said, 'Battle.' ☣

GabrielJibril struck a glancing blow. Chanoch dropped to the ground and feigned death.

19:03

Lightningnymph painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to her servant. Chanoch wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy got stronger.

A blow, another blow! GabrielJibril felt her head go flat.

19:04

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Destroy.' ☣

GabrielJibril took a hat in her hands and suddenly slammed it down on her enemy's head.

19:05

Chanoch told the funniest joke in the world. GabrielJibril cracked a rib laughing.

19:05

Chanoch dared GabrielJibril to attack and try her best. GabrielJibril dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.

19:06

GabrielJibril gets a percentage of experience for today's win, while Chanoch thanks his partner for a lesson.

[sanctuary-averra-newsletter]

Mike just wandering around with this hugeass cloud of mistletoe creeping along the ceiling, waiting to pounce.

Nymph

[spidersanctuary]

On the Cuttlefish Convo

[00:21:27] Nymph: Don't ask why it is called cuttlefish.

[00:21:35] Nymph: Because we will tell you.

[00:21:41] Nymph: You'll wish we hadn't.

[spidersanctuary]

No logic. Only porn.

Nymph

[spidersanctuary]

[30/09/2013 23:27:33] Nymph: ...you know, it's actually kinda interesting. Either the angels are humourless soldiers or three kinds of fucked in the head.

[30/09/2013 23:27:53] Cay: perils of being an angel

[30/09/2013 23:27:53] Fates: : D ?

[30/09/2013 23:27:56] Fates: yes Nymph?

[30/09/2013 23:27:58] Fates: elaborate

[30/09/2013 23:28:00] Fates: pls

[30/09/2013 23:28:03] Fates: *sits on*

[30/09/2013 23:28:09] Nymph: Well

[30/09/2013 23:28:13] Nymph: Gabe is Gabe

[30/09/2013 23:28:22] Nymph: Met has an alcohol problem

[30/09/2013 23:28:31] Cay: those that fit in with heaven and those that don

[30/09/2013 23:28:33] Cay: t

[30/09/2013 23:29:10] Nymph: Raph slept around like whoa to hide/ease his loneliness

[30/09/2013 23:29:50] Nymph: but Mike is like an angel "should" be, assuming a slightly cynical point of view, and Mike is Mike

[30/09/2013 23:30:11] Cay: yup

[30/09/2013 23:30:43] Fates: hee

[30/09/2013 23:31:20] Nymph: and Colopatrion is more like a "new age" angel and does not seem to have much of a social life aside from making sure none of the others get themselves hurt

[30/09/2013 23:32:27] Nymph: and all of that is actually kinda cool

[30/09/2013 23:32:40] Cay: yes?

[30/09/2013 23:32:43] Fates: that all the angels have problems?

[30/09/2013 23:32:48] Nymph: because angels traditionally did not/do not have free will

[30/09/2013 23:32:57] Nymph: and the ones seen to exercise it get hurt

[30/09/2013 23:33:39] Nymph: because they weren't supposed to have it and seem to be learning by trial and error instead of being born with it like all humans after Adam and Eve.

[00:06:53] God Stouffer: Found it. c:

And wow, that's all really really interesting. *w*

You're right on the dot with Colly though.

And it's kinda worth mentioning that at some point his lack of...well, friends, for lack of a better term (he's got basically a professional realtionship with almost literally everyone he cares about, after all) in general and overburdening of responsibilities is gonna wreck him.

I haven't made up my mind about what exactly is gonna happen with that though.

[spidersanctuary]

Nymph: So apparently ants do not have hearts. That's actually pretty cool.

Buttknackles Lancelot: that makes me feel better about killing them

[spidersanctuary]

[17:33:00] Stevie （ ∂ ω ∂ ) Typo: *surfs in on a UK heatwave*

[17:33:04] Stevie （ ∂ ω ∂ ) Typo: Honey I'm home

[17:33:48] Cay: *greets at the door in a frilly apron*

[17:33:49] Stevie （ ∂ ω ∂ ) Typo: Seriously o.o we have hot weather. I don't know how to feel about this.

[17:34:38] angeloftheeasterngate {LightningNymph}: You look much better without the apron. Or anything, for that matter. ;)

[17:34:55] Cay: :P

[17:34:56] Stevie （ ∂ ω ∂ ) Typo: Ahh married life.

[17:35:12] Cay: Would you like dinner? ;)

[17:35:20] Cay: Or a massage? ;)

[17:36:16] angeloftheeasterngate {LightningNymph}: Let's skip to dessert. I'm sure we can work /something/ out with whipped cream. ;)

[17:41:16] Stevie （ ∂ ω ∂ ) Typo: brought to you by the staff of sanctuary averra: Just Desserts.