#like 911

[bleachswing]

we put the world away

we get so disconnected >_<

[happytreasure]

your mid twenties are for returning to your sixteen year old self and rejoining fandom. let it happen, it all goes full circle

[mateship]

Have you ever called someone while drunk and said something super embarrassing

     ‘I once called triple zero n’ tried orderin’ pizza.  That was pretty bad.’

[meanwhileonwednesday]

I would literally kill a man for some cheesies

[fuck-y0ur-g0d]

My mom: By the way, why'd you unfriend me on facebook?

Me: ...you made a post about your sex toy.

Mom: ....Oh..

[esaperra]

Rule #1:When in emergency mode,call 911 before tweeting about it.

[horoscopeshawty]

someone talk to me. im sad k. the perfectest boy is leaving me. omg wot do i do