yippee!!

home to my tomfoolery

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[kosmogrl]

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[francisforever2014]

maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[capacity2]

This world is just toooo funny yall. But it’s really not a laughing matter at all is what’s crazy about it all

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[nondelphic]

"why do you write?" because it’s the only way to silence the characters pacing around my brain like victorian ghosts with unresolved issues that prevent them from moving on.