#like a weapon

[sapphiregem01]

,,, Would it be wrong of me to say I wanna grab this guy by the head and wield it around like a sword? NOT like a big ass fantasy sword or like a pirate swashbuckler sword. I mean like the type used for fencing- I wanna stab people’s eyes out. I wanna poke em. Poke em in the stomach with my giant fucked up gay ass rainbow lightshow megamind looking ass alien thing.

[ifuckinglovestvincent]

Y’ALL

[cipher00]

today's sober adventure was loitering at a Kroger for an hour just to buy a bag of oranges and nothing else

[ushirominya]

dad keeps making fun of my keychains. He wishes he had a cute kitty keychain attached to his phon… -_-

[thepermanentrainpress]

New Music Video: "Like a Weapon" - Dan Potter Sings

[punishandenslavesuckers]

*whispers* I think Project Freelancer was trying to make the perfect soldier and, sometimes, I think that maybe the Director and co thought, for while, that Maine was shaping up nicely as a human weapon... right up until he ripped the back of Carolina's head open. 

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Pro tip

If walking down to the murderhole convenience store at night to purchase yourself a bottle of wine, carry the wine back by the neck of the bottle, not by the middle. Let it hang from your hand like a club. Because then it is one.

And do this enough it's your default grip so you won't be so worried you might get jumped that you miss someone trying to jump you. 

[sharkticfunkies]

Finn just ate a spear?